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Colts Go Nuts

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 6, 2008
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Indianapolis Colts

11 Jokes

The Colts scored 21 points in a span of 2:10 to down Houston by a score of 31-27. The last time Texans were beaten this badly was the Alamo.


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Taxidermy Cougar

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Oct 7, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Houston

95 Jokes  1 Videos

A funeral director in Houston has been arrested for sexual contact with a female corpse.Joan Rivers plans to have all charges dropped. 


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They Call Him Moon

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Sep 26, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Houston Astros

10 Jokes

The Houston Astros have signed an 18-year old player from South Korea.They hope that eventually he will become the heart and  Seoul of the team.


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COCAINE , THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Sep 22, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Whitney Houston

27 Jokes

What's black on the outside and white on the inside ?  Whitney Houston's nose ! " 


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Boys Tennis

By: Terry Tyller (M)
Submitted: Nov 10, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Tennis

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Two sisters won the Pittsburgh-area boys doubles tennis championship. Karli and Tayla Timko defeated Tin Chu and Drew Gallatin of Thomas Jefferson High 6-2, 6-1 Friday. The sisters from Chartiers-Houston High said “Its not that we don't like to play girls tennis, it’s just that we prefer to play with the boy’s balls.”


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Red Flags,Yellow Flags

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Oct 5, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Houston Texans

6 Jokes

A Houston Texan football player has come down with swine flu.To no one's surprise,the case is being blamed on a pigskin. 


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Automatic Choke

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Nov 12, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Houston

95 Jokes  1 Videos

It's no fun being a sports fan in Houston,Texas.Kids are taught the Heimlich Maneuver at a very early age.


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Houston Beats OK State

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 13, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Houston

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The Houston Cougars shocked Oklahoma State this weekend. People in Stillwater haven't been this upset since the last time they remembered they lived in Stillwater.


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CRACK AT A COMEBACK

By: Flannigan McGaffigan (M)
Submitted: Sep 1, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Whitney Houston

27 Jokes

CRACK AT A COMEBACK

 

How do you know Whitney Houston still does drugs?

You can hear the crack in her voice!


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Rockets May Trade Brent Barry

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 1, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Houston Rockets

30 Jokes

The Houston Rockets have been in talks with several teams about moving veteran guard Brent Barry. That talks are going almost as slowly as Barry himself.


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Lakers Booed at Home

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Nov 16, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Los Angeles Lakers

49 Jokes

The Los Angeles Lakers were booed at home in a loss to the Houston Rockets. Fans were so irate that it almost sounded like a Clippers game.


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