Finishing in close second was Octomom.

 Lance Armstrong, despite having battled testicular cancer, is on the verge of regaining the Yellow Jersey in the Tour De France.  He, after ending a 3 1/2 year retirement, is poised to win for the eighth time.  Word is he is in negotiations to sign a book deal with a major publisher after retiring, from cycling, for good.  The memoir “Having A Ball And Winning Too” promises to be an inspiration to all.

This is a “can’t wait for” read from the man who is to bicycle racing what John Henry was to horse racing: A MOST SUCCESSFUL GELDING!

Breeder's Cup organizers will have stiffer penalties for anyone caught doping their horse. The jockey riding John Daly has already bowed out.

Preakness Stakes winner Rachel Alexandra is getting her very own line of wine. While the losers will be getting their own line of glue.

Reporters were so shocked of the Kentucky Derby win by "Mine That Bird" that they were scrambling to find out as much background on the longshot winner as they could. When they asked who owned the horse, a man jumped from nowhere and yelled "Mine That Horse!"

Triple Crown hopeful, "Big Brown" was officially retired from horse racing after injuring his foot during a workout this morning.

Trainer Michael Iavarone said that the only "sure thing" in the horses future is that Big Brown will end up on a dish at a restaurant in Tokyo.

At odds of 50:1, Mine That Bird pulled off one of the greatest upsets in Kentucky Derby history.  To put this incredible victory in perspective, the football equivalent would be the Detroit Lions winning one game this year.

Jockey Julien Leparoux has broken a 23-year-old Churchill Downs record for wins at a Fall Meet. For his achievement, he was awarded free membership in the lollipop guild.