Sarah Palin in her address to the Republican Convention last night described herself as an average "hockey mom."  So why then didn't she do a better job educating  her daughter on "keeping players out of the crease." 

Wayne Gretzky believes that Las Vegas will have an NHL team within five years. And his wife is willing to put 10 grand on it.
 

Russia overcame the Czech Republic to win hockey's four-nation Karjala Cup. If you already knew this, get help for your gambling problem.

Milton Bradley could be headed to the Tampa Bay Rays, San Diego Padres or Texas Rangers. Or maybe prison.

Recovering alcoholic Theo Fleury scored the winning goal in his first NHL game in six years. By shooting at the net in the middle.

The Pittsburgh Penguins won 8 of their first 9 games. In related news, we think the hockey season may have started.
 

The Phoenix Coyotes are interested in signing 47-year-old Chris Chelios. Fortunately, Chelios might be senile enough to take the offer.

The Philadelphia Phillies crushed the Los Angeles Dodgers 11-0. The good news for Los Angelinos is now the Clippers and Kings don't look as bad.
 

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LeBron James believes he could play in the NFL. But only if he stayed in Cleveland. Jeremy Shockey doesn't believe LeBron James deserves to play in the NFL. Then again, many people don't think Jeremy Shockey does either.