Hillary now looks ahead to Indiana, where she believes the primary issue will be who likes short haircuts or really short haircuts.

MOSCOW – U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton's meeting with Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov was going well until Clinton gazed over his shoulder and proclaimed,  "Hey, you can see Sarah Palin's house from here!".

Stupid Hillary--if she would have just made a nice effort to reconcile these feuding countries instead of actually succeeding , she could have won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Hillary Clinton is irked when asked about her husband's opinion on international affairs. "Wait. You want me to tell you what my husband thinks?" Hillary responded to a Congolese student's question. "My husband is not the secretary of state; I am. So you ask my opinion, I will tell you my opinion. I'm not going to be channeling my husband."

Yeah, the difference is that Hillary is traveling the world searching for peace while Bill is traveling the world looking for a piece. As for international affairs, he's in favor of them.

Thousands of ethnic Albanians braved low temperatures and a cold wind in Kosovo's capital Pristina to welcome former President Bill Clinton on Sunday as he attended the unveiling of an 11-foot (3.5-meter) statue of himself on a key boulevard that also bears his name. Clinton is celebrated as a hero by Kosovo's ethnic Albanian majority for launching NATO's bombing campaign against Yugoslavia in 1999 that stopped the brutal Serb forces' crackdown on independence-seeking ethnic Albanians.  ***MARLAR: He had the Albanians take photos of him next to the statue so he could prove to Hillary that he was truly there.

I guess it's big news that the Kosovo Government ERECTED a statue to honor President Bill Clinton....

Monica Lewinski commented that it was a very nice ERECTION.

Hillary Clinton said that she hadn't seen it.

During an appearance in the Democratic Republic of Congo, when asked what "Mr. Clinton" thought about a particular issue, Hillary Clinon snapped back "my husband is not the secretary of state, I AM."

Her African audience, in a demonstration of understanding, promptly bound her, cut off her clitoris, then sewed her vagina shut.

. . . in Bill and Hillary's bed.  

Hillary Clinton apparently can't believe Pakistan couldn't find Al-Qaeda. It's as shocking as the fact that her husband turned down an opportunity to arrest bin Laden. 

Hillary Clinton experienced bedroom paranormal activity when Bill came to bed last night! 

Hillary Clinton wore a blue burka in Pakistan while Bill was at home.  She felt confident she was out of his shooting range.