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Hillary Clinton compared herself this weekend to Rocky.
Does she mean she got brain damaged after being hit by a black guy?
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Hillary Clinton is showing signs of mental exhaustion from her long, hard campaign. She's imagining being shot at in Bosnia, imagining Obama being shot before the Democratic Convention, imagining shooting herself repeatedly in the foot...oh, wait-- that actually happened.
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Presidential candidates have been linked to be distant relatives of some famous people. Barack Obama is related to Brad Pitt and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie. Not to be outdone, it has been determined that John McCain is George Washington's uncle.
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The New York Times on Thursday endorsed Democratic Sen. Hillary Clinton and Republican Sen. John McCain for their party's nominations to contest the U.S. presidential election in November.
And today Mitt Romney and John Edwards received the endorsement of GQ magazine.
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Hillary Clinton compared herself this weekend to Rocky.
Does she mean she got brain damaged after being hit by a black guy?
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After working at Macey's, a Utah grocery chain, for more than two years, Erika Jensen has been recognized as the country's best bagger. She is excited to be in the same company as Hillary Clinton, who had been recognized as the country's best carpetbagger.
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I think people are making far too big a deal of Hillary Clinton's teary response while answering voter questions in New Hampshire. Some see it as maudlin, others see it as a calculating move...I think she just wanted to show off the new tear ducts she had installed.
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