Heidi Montag says that husband Spencer Pratt is so competitive, he'd throw her off a cliff just to win something.

Spencer responded, saying, "I am that competitive -- I've been practicing throwing her off a cliff by heaving bags of Silicone and Saline." 

Celebutard newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are honeymooning in Mexico this week, despite the outbreak of the swine flu.

I would rather honeymoon on the floor of the bathroom at the Port Authority bus terminal. In August. With no AC.

In other moron news, an orthodox Jewish family from New York has decided to time travel to 1939 Poland. 

Heidi Montag performed at the Miss Universe competition last night, the combination of her performance and another Miss Universe competition sent the fight for women's equality back 100 years.

Ripping on Heidi Montag in that razor-sharp manner of yours doesn't CONFIRM rumors that you're gay...but it doesn't REFUTE them either. 

Even though many young people think politics are crooked, actress and Christian rocker Heidi Montag said she is definitely voting for John McCain. It’s likely she’s being pressured by her Republican Christian parents who said, “Even if she’s gonna get metaphorically fucked, it better be by a white guy.”

Heidi Montag gave her first vocal performance during the Miss Universe pageant.

When asked about lip-syncing, she promised it would be "as live as it can be," but said that "just as my 'cans' did, my voice may need to be 'augmented.'"