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Michael Moore Attacks Health Care

By: Steve Hofstetter (C)
Submitted: Jun 13, 2007
Category: News  
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Health Care

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Dangerously overweight film maker Michael Moore's latest movie attacks American health care by showing viewers a dangerously overweight film maker.

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Sarah Palin wants Rahm Emanuel fired

By: Wendel Potter (C)
Submitted: Feb 2, 2010
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Sarah Palin has taken to her Facebook page to demand that President Obama fire his chief of staff Rahm Emanuel for referring to a plan that would attack Democrats who are opposed to health care legislation as "f----ing retarded".  Palin says Emanuel's remark was disparaging to the disabled.  She went on to say that Emanuel could have more properly and sensitively emphasized his point by saying that the plan was "fucking mentally challenged."


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Limbaugh says he'll leave country if health care passes

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Mar 10, 2010
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Rush Limbaugh

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If health care does pass, the good news for Rush is oxycontin is much cheaper in Canada.    


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Nurses' union: Care does not include sex

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2010
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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134 Jokes  2 Videos

A union representing Dutch nurses will launch a national campaign Friday against demands for sexual services by patients who claim it should be part of their standard care.  See that's what the Obama health care plan is missing.  If it included sexual services from nurses, it would pass easily.


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Did Canadians Doctor Olympic Courses?

By: The Raving Rabbi (M)
Submitted: Mar 2, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Olympics

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Critics berated Canadian officials for creating such fast and treacherous courses for the Olympics.

But I think they did it to show off how good their much-maligned Canadian Health Care system is!


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Historic bipartisan health care summit lasted seven hours

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 26, 2010
Category: Political  
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Barack Obama

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Well, it was sure nice of Obama to hold another beer summit.  I needed a six-pack to get through it. 


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Obama says he's committed to immigration overhaul

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2010
Category: Political  
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Barack Obama

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If Rush Limbaugh leaves the country over health care, Obama wants an immigration bill that doesn't allow him back in. 


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Mets Out of Money

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Feb 11, 2010
Category: Sports  
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New York Mets

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The New York Mets told a free agent that they were out of money. At least until universal health care kicks in.


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Current Health Care Proposal May Be Denied

By: Stu Baker (C)
Submitted: Mar 3, 2010
Category: Political  
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It is rumored that the current health care proposal being pushed by the administration may be denied for being a pre-existing condition.

 


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Historic bipartisan health care summit lasted seven hours

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 26, 2010
Category: Political  
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Luckily ,I watched the proceedings on NBC and only saw 15 minutes of it. 


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Obama does basketball commentary on TV

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jan 31, 2010
Category: Political  
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Barack Obama

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Obama couldn't help himself and injected some politics into his commentary.  At one point he said, "Great block--almost as good as the block Republicans have made on health care reform." 


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