...retailers are reporting that the 3 most popular Halloween costumes for 2009 are Harry Potter, Star Trek, and the Bernie Madoff.  The Bernie Madoff costume kit comes with 3 flies which you put on your shoulder and then go as a piece of shit.  

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is the sixth film in the eight-film franchise.  By the time they get around to making the eighth film, Harry will be so old he's going to need viagra to work his magic wand.   

The CEO of Warner Bros. has written a letter to fans, apologizing for the postponement of the latest Harry Potter film.  Unfortunately, he only made things worse when he began the letter “Dear Nerds.” 

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Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe performs a nude scene in the Broadway play Equus which opened last night.  So good news Harry Potter fans, you'll still get to see his magic wand. 

Holy Crap.  There are a lot of geeks in the world with $9 in their pockets. 

 Jamie Waylett -- who plays the school bully in all six "Potter" flicks -- was popped in April after cops found eight bags of weed in the car in which Jamie was riding. Cops then searched Waylett's mom's place and found 10 pot plants.

Mr Waylett has denied that it is marijuana and steadfastly says that the bags and plants confiscated by the police are in fact -Chinese Chomping Cabbage- that he had grown as a wizardry/herbology project.

Professor Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, was unavailable for comment. It seems he got hold of some of Mr.Wayletts "cabbage" and went on a magic carpet ride and was last seen somewhere between South Carolina and Buenos Aires.

In the movie Harry Potter uses a special magic potion given to him by A-Rod's cousin.