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Mark Jabo
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Where's My Cheese?

By: Mark Jabo (C)
Submitted: Dec 6, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Halle Berry

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New study shows cats can develop Alzheimer's. 

Scientists suspected a link when they moved a scratching post and found three years worth of New York Times and old bingo cards hidden behind it.

Lifetime network plans made-for-TV movie starring Julie Newmar.



 

 
Disease could affect over 87% of Broadway actors.










Oscar winner, Halle Berry said to have tested negative since she can't forget Catwoman no matter how hard she tries.










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sexiest woman alive

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Oct 8, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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...halle berry has been named "sexiest woman alive" by Esquire magazine, People magazine, and my right hand. 


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2009 WACKY WOMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO ............

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Jul 10, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Susan Boyle

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The 10 nominee's for the  " 2009 Emotionally Challenged Female Celebrity Of The Year Award " are as follows , : 1). Liza "  With a Z " Minnelli , 2). Elizabeth " Once married a Hilton "  Taylor ,  3). " Shotgun  Sarah " Palin ,  4). LaToya " Phantom of the Opera " Jackson ,  5). Lindsay " Cat Burglar " Lohan ,  6). Debbie " I'll Kick Your Ass " Rowe , 7). Susan " Young Frankenstein " Boyle , 8). Sharon " Bad Karma " Stone , 9).  Naomi " Flying BlackBerry " Campbell ,  10). Tyra " Tyra Loves Tyra " Banks  ................The voting will take place at a later date  .........................................................................( kascha & whitney )


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Halle Berry is Pregnant

By: Grace White (C)
Submitted: Sep 5, 2007
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Halle Berry is PregnantWhile Halle Berry confirmed her pregnancy women everywhere wildly celebrated that she won't be excruciatingly perfect for the next six months. They also toasted the impending appearance of her big fat ass.

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Osama is NOT in a cave

By: Robert Martin (C)
Submitted: Sep 1, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Are we really gullible enough to believe that Osama bin Laden is living in a cave?

What kind of millionaire lives in a cave...BATMAN?!

If you want to believe that whopper, believe this too: My penis is hiding out in Halle Berry...


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No Cherry Garcia For You

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Jul 7, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Halle Berry

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I have submitted a new flavor to Ben & Jerry's ice cream,called Halleberry.It is a heavenly mocha treat,but the price triples when you lick it.


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They say "It always happens in threes" and it did...

By: Raymond Dean (C)
Submitted: Jun 26, 2009
Category: News  
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Ed McMahon

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1st it was the announcement that longtime Tonight Show wingman Ed McMahon died, that sent us all out into the streets sobbing like a fallen tele-evangelist, then it was the death of Farrah Fawcett that sent us back out into the streets sobbing like Halle Berry at an Oscar presentation, and now... and probably hardest to believe.... We learn that my neighbor's pet skunk "Pepe" has died...  There's not a dry eye in my neighborhood.... and I wouldn't be surprised if the magnatude of this loss doesn't spread around the world as people learn of it.


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Berry Berry Good

By: Steve Etzkorn (M)
Submitted: Apr 26, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Halle Berry

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What does an Oscar winning actress named Halle and a popular smartphone have in common...There both "Hot" Black Berry's..


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Halle Berry viewed my profile on Tagged!

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Oct 9, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Halle Berry

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Halle Berry viewed my profile on Tagged!

Do you realize what this means? HALLE IS NOW LYING ABOUT HER AGE! Wait until I tell Gwyneth!


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Brandy's Car Crash

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Jan 30, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Brandy could face manslaughter charges following her involvement in a fatal car crash. She plans on pleading Halle Berry.

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