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Angry Golfer - Golf Club Joke

By: Sam Vargo (C)
Submitted: Jul 29, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Golf

175 Jokes  4 Videos

Q. What golf club is used to wrap against a live oak tree after one scores a 17 on a par three?

A. A tree iron. Sometimes it's a tree wood, though.

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Life In The Gutter

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Nov 9, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Golf

175 Jokes  4 Videos

I'm kind of into cross-training.I bowl and play golf,to improve my beer drinking endurance. 


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Have Cash,Will Travel

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Nov 16, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Tiger Woods

28 Jokes  1 Videos

The Mars Rover is stuck in a sand trap on the Red Planet.Tiger Woods says he will hole it out for a 20 million dollar appearance fee. 


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The Amazing Golf Ball

By: Joe  (M)
Submitted: Oct 23, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Golf

175 Jokes  4 Videos

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"

The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"

"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"

"Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?"

"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."

"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"

"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."

"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"

"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"

The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"

"I found it."  


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Golf Balls Don't Decompose

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Nov 12, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

John Daly

47 Jokes

Researchers in Denmark have discovered that it takes up to 1,000 years for some golf balls to decompose naturally. Which is 999 years longer than John Daly's liver.


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Slippery Slope

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Nov 9, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Golf

175 Jokes  4 Videos

They just completed a big golf tournament in Shanghai,China.Tiger and Phil Mickelson,plus all the other star names were there.Players generally liked the course,but the greens were way too slanted. 


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Scramble

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Oct 22, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Golf

175 Jokes  4 Videos

I'm thinking about opening a free range driving range.The chickens will think the golf balls are eggs.I would be killing two birds,with one Titleist. 


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But I already have a set of biodegradable balls...

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Nov 10, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

CNN

155 Jokes  11 Videos

But I already have a set of biodegradable balls...

Inadvertent joke of the day: UK legislator Patrick Harvie in a CNN story about the environmental impact on golf balls: "Keep your balls on the fairway or invest in a stock of biodegradable balls."


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Penalty Stroke

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Oct 29, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Golf

175 Jokes  4 Videos

When I play miniature golf,I never use the blue balls.For some reason,my putter gets very erratic.


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Golfing Pun

By: Tom Snow (M)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Golf

175 Jokes  4 Videos

 I was golfing the other day and one of my feet was feeling cold.  I took off my shoes to investigate and realized that after years and years of walking the course, I had finally made a hole in one.


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PGA Suspends Barron

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Nov 4, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Golf

175 Jokes  4 Videos

The PGA has suspended Doug Barron for testing positive for a banned substance: personality.


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