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Sheryl Crow Saves the Earth

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Apr 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Sheryl Crow

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Sheryl Crow Saves the EarthSheryl Crow suggests that one way to combat global warming is to use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.

My suggestion: never shake Sheryl Crow's hand.

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Hunter Downs
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Penguins Prefer March

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Jun 14, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Hockey

184 Jokes  1 Videos

Due to global warming,game 7 of the National Hockey League Finals was skated on thin ice. 


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Argentine glacier advances despite global warming

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 15, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Kirstie Alley

39 Jokes

A white, frigid mass that keeps getting bigger and bigger--scientists have named the glacier Kirstie Alley.


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G-8 proposes to reduce the worlds temperature 2 degrees.

By: Raymond Dean (C)
Submitted: Jul 8, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Global Warming

80 Jokes

L'AQUILA, Italy – President Barack Obama joined other world leaders on Wednesday in backing new targets for battling global warming, supporting a goal of keeping the world's average temperature from rising more than 2 degrees Celsius (3.6 degrees Fahrenheit).  This enormous task will be accomplished by putting muzzles on the 4 hosts of "The View".


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Warm The Cockles

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: May 14, 2009
Category: News  
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Dirty Mouth

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Climatologists have narrowed down the origins of global warming to tainted Baked Alaska. 


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Sign above a Highway to Nowhere In the Great White North -

By: Sam Vargo (C)
Submitted: Nov 10, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Alaska

213 Jokes  5 Videos

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Come visit Alaska in the dead of winter.

It's then that we're a winter wonderland.

Don't go out and catch a salmon with a fishing pole - do it the plain old Alaskan way, just like good old Mr. Kodiak Bear - catch that dog gonned fish with your teeth! Yep, get down on all fours in that cold, cold river water and snatch one the only real way!

And there's a gosh happy wildlife boots American Dream up here, too. Uncle Ike "Icicle's Log Cabin" still serves the best tuna and finch sandwich this side of Siberia.

Be it known to all - Alaska is still a remote, wonderful land of the Grizzly, the wolf, Mr. and Ms. Polar Bear (they're growing fins now due to global warming so soon they'll be sharks), the snow fox and some moose.

They're not extinct yet, already? the moose, I means....

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Sides Of Unit Are Hot

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Jun 24, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Global Warming

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When I meet women,I immediately start talking about global warming.It's a real icebreaker. 


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The Environment

By: Angel Castillo (C)
Submitted: Oct 29, 2009
Category: Political  
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Global Warming

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A lot of people don't understand all the interconnected causes of global warming and other environmental crises going on right now, so I now break it down like this:

You ever see a fat guy wearing sweat pants in the summer because it's the only thing that fits?

That fat guy is the Earth, and we have become so bloated with people and factories and cars that we have shoved ourselves into a pair of carbon sweat pants. 

And the sweat collecting underneath his drooping man-tits? That's the melting polar ice caps.


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Global Warming is Bogus

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: News  
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Global Warming

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The number of Americans who believe there is solid evidence the Earth is warming because of pollution is at its lowest point in three years, according to a survey released Thursday. The poll of 1,500 adults by the Pew Research Center for the People & the Press found that only 57 percent believe there is strong scientific evidence the Earth has gotten hotter over the past few decades, and as a result, people are viewing the situation as less serious. That's down from 77 percent in 2006, and 71 percent in April 2008.  ***MARLAR: Upon hearing the news, Al Gore said it really burns him up, makes him hot under the collar, and gets his blood boiling.

 


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Mayor Bloomberg of NYC Donated $245 Million In 2008!

By: Shel Natowsky (C)
Submitted: Jan 28, 2009
Category: News  
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New York City

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Mayor Bloomberg of NYC Donated $245 Million In 2008!

Billionaire Mayor, Michael Bloomberg, of New York City made philanthropic history by becoming the biggest World benefactor ever in one year by donating  $245,000,000 to a multitude of charitable causes.

People living in The Big Apple are bubbling with pride. The only wrinkle came in the fact that 5 causes really were questionable. These were:

Transvestites, Transsexuals, And Metrosexuals Against Global Warming 

Foundation To Find Missing Midgets And Dwarfs

Society Of  The Most-Supremely Gifted  From Hoboken, New Jersey

Advocates For Gastric Bypass Surgery For Tonya Harding  http://redthreaddesigns.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html 

The Farrakhan-Sharpton Free School For Rabbinical Training

 


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Plasma TVs Banned

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 20, 2009
Category: News  
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Liberal

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Britain's Conservative party will propose stopping global warming by banning plasma TVs and other energy-using electronic luxuries.  ***MARLAR: And that’s the CONSERVATIVE party in Britain!  What’s the LIBERAL party want to ban . . . eating? 

 


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