Mitt Romney accused John McCain of being “disingenuous” on gay marriage. “He hates gays when it's convenient,” said the Mormon presidential hopeful, "while I hate them even as I enjoy a 'Project Runway' marathon on Bravo.”

Cheney believes that anyone should have the freedom to marry.  It makes sense that Cheney would be a strong proponent of marriage since he also believes in waterboarding, sleep deprivation, and other forms of torture.   

Ben and Jerry's, the Vermont based ice cream company is celebrating the states move to approve gay marriage by renaming the popular "Chubby Hubby" as "Hubby Hubby" for the next month.

The ice cream flavor is mostly vanilla , mixed with chocolate covered, peanut butter-filled pretzels, with a peanut butter ripple and filled with fudge.

Nothing says gayer than an ice cream with little tunnels of pretzels filled with peanut butter, brown swirly ripples followed by a fudge packing.

Rumor has it Rosie O'Donnell and wife Kellie Carpenter may be heading for splitsville . Rosie admitted she had a feeling once they made gay marriage legal this would happen ....  In other news, the producer of  Paris Hilton's Best Friend Forever show have offered Rosie O'Donnell her own reality series next season .  Some possible titles for the show are  " Who Wants To Marry An Obese Obnoxious Lesbian " or  " The Dykes Next Door  " and finally ...  " The Rosie O'Donnell Bad Butch Needs A Hot Bitch Show  "

Today the girl was stripped of her title when it came to light that she had texted her opposition to gay marriage.

Miss California Carrie Prejean has been stripped of her crown for skipping events while speaking out against gay marriage at unsanctioned appearances. Ironically, assuming the reign of Miss California will be runner-up and wife of Ellen DeGeneres, Portia De Rossi.

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 Gay marriage will be legal in most states within 10 years or so .  i plan to invest all of my money in law firms that specialize in divorce cases . i hear 50% of all marriages end in divorce . wow, i can just see all that cash piling up in my account . Beverly Hills here i come !......

Ben and Jerry's announced they have changed the name of their new ice cream from Chubby Hubby to Hubby Hubby to support gay marriage.

 Critics say not only does it taste like shit, but theres too many nuts in it.

 They are also offering a hetero container so republicans can eat it in the closet.

When Donald Trump asked world war I veteran Henry Allingham 113(the new,oldest man in the world) if he would stay out of the gay marriage controversy.Henry paused for a moment and replied,"Dam straight."

At the Teen Choice Awards, singer Miley Cyrus pole danced in tribute to, as she puts it, "my trailer-park roots."

At first, the dance was well-received until the "trailer-park" crowd grew angry, thinking Miley Cyrus was courting the pole into gay marriage. 

New Hampshire has recently approved the statute for gay marriage. This is going to cause trouble within the relationship. They’re going to be fighting over who’s going to plan the wedding.