Stereotypes can put you in some awkward situations.  Like the other week I was out of town and getting hungry.  I didn't really know where any restaurants were, but I saw this black guy walking down the street and pulled over.  I said, "Excuse me sir, but could you tell me where the KFC is at?"  And he responded, "TYPICAL WHITE AMERICA, askin' the Black Man where the Chicken be at....  So you ASSUME because I'm a brother, that I know where the KFC's at?"  And I said, "NO Sir, you've got this ALL wrong.  I ASSUMED, since you were wearing the uniform that you could tell me how to get there!"  

 Burger King announced they’re going to make all their restaurants more futuristic. The new Burger Kings will have rotating chandeliers, TV-screen menus, and a time machine for customers to go into the future and see when they get diarrhea.

A salty burger has landed a McDonald's employee in the slammer and facing criminal charges.  Kendra Bull spent a night in jail because a police officer's burger was too salty -- so salty he says it made him sick. Bull is charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct. ***MARLAR: If using too much salt in your recipes is considered a crime, I think I just found a way to get rid of my mother-in-law. 

Either the school is facing severe financial problems or school lunches are now being catered by Taco Bell.

Looking to beef up your mojo this year? Burger King may have the answer. The home of the Whopper has launched a new men’s body spray called Flame, The Flame is described as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” The fragrance is in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99. For an additional 50 cents you can purchase an upgraded body spray Flame Out, which captures the scent of the gaseous fumes, which follow your consumption of the Whopper Meal Deal.

A Domino's Pizza franchise in North Carolina was forced to close its doors forever, and its owner puts the blame on disgusting videos two former employees posted on YouTube. Franchise owner Kevin Hendren said,  "My business was off 58 percent because of YouTube," The store closed on Sept. 22. The video allegedly shows two employees of his Conover, N.C., Domino's Pizza putting cheese in his nose and then putting it on a sandwich, sneezing on cheese sticks and other disgusting things. The videos were discovered in April and have been removed from YouTube.  ***MARLAR: So YouTube has a video of one of your employees making nose cheese sandwiches and sneezing on food... and your solution is to take down the video?

I just saw an ad for a Senior Health Care Plan that claims:

It's works out perfect that it is for only 65 and older also because with all the Pharmacies and Fast Food places on every US street corner you will never make it to 65 anyhow!!!

It's a win, win.  For HMOs and their CEOs.

Kentucky needs a Major-League Baseball team called the Fried Chickens.

What have we done to our kids tho seriously?, things were alot different when i was growing up, Fast food is now healthy, video games now have fucken fitness programmes, have you seen that shit. Wii Fit.got this fucken board that you stand on and it tells you how fat you are...wow, thanks...im glad i bought this game.

Seriously dont buy this game for your girlfriends if you EVER want to get laid again. Here you go honey its fun,stand on this..calculating body mass....Oh wow you got.... the high... score...yaaaaaaaay :s ..the couch?....ok :(. 

I went into Mc donalds the other day  and theve got all this mc cafe shit, mc cafe le cafe

im like, really? thats what kids want now?  A fucken fritatta and a latte?

I guess its all just money at the end of the day tho, but i mean couldnt you come up with something better then a fucken cafe? seriously? you are a multi billion dollar company and your idea is to put another food outlet...in your..... food.... outlet? wtf

Personally my idea.....Mcwhore house..im serious,it would work, just dont get confused about where you are,thats all im saying... walk up to the madaam and order a quater pounder with cheese, cause ull end uop with an anorexic chick with thrush sitting on ya face