Shame on you Michael Jackson ! Today was supposed to be Farrah Fawcett's final farewell  . The poor girl had been planning for this day long in advance and out of nowhere upstart Jacko comes along and steals the show !   

Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Ed McMahon all show up in heaven on the same day and Saint Peter greets them at the pearly gates, first he sees Farrah and he says, "Tell me what you did with your life."

Farrah says, "I never really did anything all that worthy, I was a TV and movie Actress."

Peter takes out the 1976 Poster of Farrah in the red bikini and he says, "This poster touched many young males in the 70s and 80s and helped guide them through adolescence... That's enough."

Next Michael comes up and Peter asks him, "What have you done worthwhile in your life?"

Having overheard Farrah he answers Peter by saying that he too had touched many young males in the 70's and 80s.

Peter takes out the 1982 "Thriller" album and says, "This album has sold more copies than any other album in the history of music. It went on to change music and inspire countless artists... that's enough."

Ed's next in line, and Peter asks him, "Well Ed, What have you done with your life?"

Ed figures he's a shoe in. He says I entertained millions on The Johnny Carson Show and TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes, I was a philanthropist and gave to charity. I was a good man.

 Peter takes out a publisher's clearing house envelope with Ed's picture on it and you may already be a winner scrawled across it.

 Peter says, "I must have collected thosands of these over the years... THAT'S ENOUGH!"

And that's how Ed ended up in hell.

Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson get to the Pearly Gates together, and Farrah says "Before I see St. Peter, I should probably say I'm sorry if my swimsuit poster caused impure thoughts for any teenage boys." Michael Jackson replies "Good idea. I'm sorry I never called to thank you."

First it was Ed McMahon, then Farrah, then Michael Jackson, followed by Billy Mays.... and now in a shocking example of divine justice, Bernie Madoff........No, I'm sorry.  He didn't really die, but it DID make you feel GOOD for a moment didn't it?

At 2:26pm PST yesterday, Michael Jackson was pronounced dead at UCLA Medical Center following a case of massive cardiac arrest.

At 2:27pm PST, the family of Farrah Fawcett filed suit against Michael's surviving family, on charges of Grand Theft Thunder.

Yes, Farrah Fawcett died Thursday following a long struggle with cancer.  Farrah who is probably best known for the sexy pin-up poster that so many of us spanked the monkey to, passed away following a grueling battle with cancer.

A very distraught Liz Taylor phoned in Larry King to share her feelings about the recent deaths of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett . " I'm still in a state of shock Larry .  I always feared Farrah would someday OD on Drugs and Michael would die of Ass Cancer "

1st it was the announcement that longtime Tonight Show wingman Ed McMahon died, that sent us all out into the streets sobbing like a fallen tele-evangelist, then it was the death of Farrah Fawcett that sent us back out into the streets sobbing like Halle Berry at an Oscar presentation, and now... and probably hardest to believe.... We learn that my neighbor's pet skunk "Pepe" has died...  There's not a dry eye in my neighborhood.... and I wouldn't be surprised if the magnatude of this loss doesn't spread around the world as people learn of it.

Ryan O'Neal tried to hit on his own daughter Tatum,at Farrah Fawcett's funeral.He claimed that he didn't recognize who she was,prompting Fawcett to roll over in her grave.Wait,Farrah wasn't even in the ground yet.My bad.