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If This Isn't Irony...

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Mar 15, 2008
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If This Isn't Irony...Ashley Alexandra Dupre - a.k.a. "Kristen," the call girl linked to disgraced ex-gov Eliot Spitzer, has expressed great chagrin over photos of her currently being used by the media.

"My client may sell her body for use by all sorts of men," said attorney Don D. Buchwald, "but this is just plain disgusting!"

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You Can Count On Me

By: Mark Jabo (C)
Submitted: Jan 2, 2007
Category: Political  
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New governor Eliot Spitzer used his inaugural address to send a message that he is serious about reform and declared, "Day One is now."

Spitzer will use all his fingers and toes to count the days in his first three weeks in office and plans to take off his pants when the count gets to "Day 21." 


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Spitzer is a Spritzer

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Mar 11, 2008
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So NY Governor and family man Eliot Spitzer is facing an indictment for his patronage of a prostitute. Well no wonder he wanted to allow drivers' licenses for illegal immigrants. How else are they going to traffic in the sex slaves?

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If This Isn't Irony...

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Mar 15, 2008
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If This Isn't Irony...Ashley Alexandra Dupre - a.k.a. "Kristen," the call girl linked to disgraced ex-gov Eliot Spitzer, has expressed great chagrin over photos of her currently being used by the media.

"My client may sell her body for use by all sorts of men," said attorney Don D. Buchwald, "but this is just plain disgusting!"

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SNL: Spitzer & Associates

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Submitted: Mar 17, 2008
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Saturday Night Live: Spitzer & Associates


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Spitzer the Spritzer is a Real Shvitzer

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2008
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Spitzer Linked to SECOND Prostitution Ring

The ex-governor regularly patronized Wicked Models, the Manhattan-based operation taken down Tuesday...At the center of the new ring is Kristin "Billie" Davis, a busty bottle blonde who hails from a rough-and-tumble California trailer park. She has a reputation for hard-partying, shameless self-promotion and a rumored 10,000-name-long client list.




Reacting to Kristin No. 2, Spitzer call girl "Kristen" Dupre was shocked, reportedly exclaiming, "I can't believe he cheated on me with that!"

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spitzer pulls the plug

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Submitted: Nov 24, 2007
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New York Governor Spitzer has pulled the plug on his plan for allowing illegal immigrants to have driver’s licenses.

So good luck getting a cab this weekend.

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Playgirl Magazine Seeking Eliot Spitzer

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Submitted: Mar 20, 2008
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Playgirl Magazine is trying to get former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer to pose nude in their magazine. My wife said they could make a lot more money by getting people to pay them to keep him out of the magazine.

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Sing Along: Love Client Number 9

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Submitted: Mar 14, 2008
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Spitzer's 'Kristen'


Anderson Cooper this week interviewed "King of Pimps" Jason Itzler, who a few years ago was busted by Eliot Spitzer. Do you follow this? Spitzer the Spritzer prosecuted Itzler.

What's more, the AP interviewed a sex industry expert named Weitzer.

I need a seltzer.

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David Letterman's Spitzer Answering Machine

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Submitted: Mar 21, 2008
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Eliot Spitzer has quickly become the butt of many late-night jokes. He was the focus of The Late Show with David Letterman's Top Ten list, about messages Spitzer has on his answer machine now.



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Update on Most Famous Call Girl

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Mar 17, 2008
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The NY Post reports that Spitzer's "Kristen," or Ashley Alexandra Dupre, has already made an estimated $200,000 from online music downloads of her two songs. In addition, Hustler and Penthouse have started a bidding war for her at $1 million, adult-film producers "Kick Ass Pictures" said they'd pay her as much to star in a movie, Georgi Vodka offered Dupre six figures to be their cover girl, and Ashley is very upset.


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