Sen. John Ensign of Nevada claims his parents gave $96,000 to his mistress and her family.

 Eliot Spitzer spent about $100,000 on his hooker over ten years or so and Senator Ensign spent $96,000 in one day. And the Republicans clam to be more fiscally responsible than Democrats.

With the high unemployment rate, it makes perfect sense for you ladies to consider the world's oldest profession.  Eliot Spitzer is offering top pay and ACORN will help you get a home. 

...disgraced former New York governor Eliot Spitzer says he was living in a fantasy world after hooking up with call girl Ashley Dupre..."When I look back on it all now its hard for me to believe I fell for her hooker, line, and sinker." 

What's Santa bringing to Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson this Christmas ?  Why it's the  " David Letterman Sex Video "  of course !  Narrated by former New York State Governor Elliot Spitzer .

A janitor and his boss were suspended without pay after a raid at the state Capitol Building unearthed a secret "man cave" used for smoking pot and selling drugs.. Eliot Spitzer commented, "I had one of those at the Governor's Mansion that I used for home games with my skanks.."

 After years of poking fun at the sexual indiscretions of notable personalites and politicans such as Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Elliot Spitzer, and Sarah Palin's daughter, Letterman finally got caught with his pants down . Horny Dave admitted he had sex with some female CBS employees over the years ." Can i help it if the Elevator operator, Ladies room attendant, Usherette, Cleaning lady, and the writing staff's Babysitter all find me irresistible ? "

The camp hopes to break the previous record established last year during a pool party hosted by Eliot Spitzer. 

Even if he is able to raise enough money, Eliot Spitzer is still a longshot to make the gymnastics team.  

The mother of the high-priced hooker who famously serviced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was stunned yesterday to learn the disgraced pol is mulling a run for office less than two years after the sordid sex scandal. ...the office he reportedly intends to run for, Inspector General of the Bunny Ranch in Reno, Nevada.

The Spitzer Space Telescope has discovered the biggest but never-before-seen ring around the planet Saturn. The thin array of ice and dust particles lies at the far reaches of the Saturnian system and its orbit is tilted 27 degrees from the planet's main ring plane.  ***MARLAR: Not to worry though, they feel they can remove those stubborn rings using Wisk.