Democrats want to raise the minimum wage to $7.25 an hour. Explained Howard Dean, “It’s enough so the working man can put food on the table but not so much that he’ll start votin’ Republican.“

.........that Thelma and Louise were actually Toyota test drivers...….

Toyota's problems are widespread and scary! Everyone is frightened!

I got in a friend's Prius the other day and, when he turned the ignition on, the voice in the navigation unit started reciting the Rosary.

Economy experts claim that the threat of swine flu has drastically lowered hog prices, costing the industry more than $1 billion.  As a result, scientists in New York City are desperately searching for a new strain of virus they can call the “rent flu”.

Toyota halts production, sales, and will recal millions of cars due to sticky gas pedals that may cause sudden acceleration.. Funny thing: Toyota owners would have welcomed such a problem in the 1970's.... the SUDDEN ACCELERATION problem that is.... because those cars HAD NONE!

Toyota announces solution to the Prius brake problem by simply renaming car the Pius…. You still won’t stop and you will still die…but you are guaranteed going to Heaven.

The Prius has been added to the list of Toyota vehicles with faulty gas pedals that make the car speed out of control. The upside is you can’t even hear the Prius crash. 

Volunteers in Miami were on the street to try to convince Super Bowl prostitutes that there were other options for them. But after looking at Miami’s unemployment numbers, the prostitutes were just happy to have jobs. 

Hey, even before the Toyota accelerator scandal I had my doubts about how savvy these folks really were.  I mean, last time I checked, aren't these the guys that are still eating raw fish with wooden sticks?