Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb said he didn't know a game could end in a tie.  He thought the term "sudden death" meant getting traded to Detroit.

Philadelphia's Donovan McNabb has a broken rib. We recommend he avoid going for a walk out back with Michael Vick.

Philadelphia QB Donovan McNabb got in trouble when he picked up the Giants bench phone after he went out of bounds.  In his defense, McNabb was just calling the league office to ask how overtime works.

Ironic isn't it that he signed during the dog days of summer.  Vick will probably be a back-up quarterback since Donovan McNabb is still the top dog.  Vick, however, will start if McNabb is sick, injured, or electrocuted.

The home of Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb was ransacked last weekend before the NFC Championship Game. Of course – it was being guarded by the Eagles' defense.

A pair of Arizona Cardinals fans have been arrested for torching Donovan McNabb's lawn. The torching had nothing to do with football, that's just considered lawn care in Arizona. What a bad day for the Cardinals – half of their fans got arrested.

Philadelphia Eagles QB Donovan McNabb said he's still in considerable pain. Fans responded, "Welcome to our world."

Donovan McNabb has said he has no problem with Michael Vick taking snaps. As long as "Snaps" isn't the name of someone's dog.
 

Eagles coach Andy Reid has confirmed that Donovan McNabb will start this Thursday against the Arizona Cardinals. After all, you can't enjoy Thanksgiving without a giant turkey.