Disneyland was closed to the public Sunday night so Miley Cyrus and invited guests could enjoy the park's attractions.  In related news, the Mustang Ranch will be shut down next Saturday for a birthday celebration for Charlie Sheen.   

In a comic book to be released next month, Spiderman stops the Jonas Brothers from destroying pop music.

Announces formation of the Princess League and the X-Princesses to fight crime and rogue mutants.

When asked what his plans are now, World Series MVP Hideki "Godzilla" Matsui said through his interpreter, "Gonna reathe fire now and trample Disneyrand.. Rank you"!

While on vacation in Florida, John Moyer was charged with misdemeanor battery after being accused of touching Minnie Mouse’s chest and buttocks in the Toontown area of the Magic Kingdom.  This is not the first time a Disney character has been accused of this type of crime - in 2004 a man who played Tigger was tried and acquitted of fondling a 13-year-old girl and Donald Duck was arrested for indecent exposure for not wearing pant - ever. 

Officials at Walt Disney World Resort are investigating the companies first-ever monorail crash.

Reportedly, Disney World was scammed $3 million into a faulty monorail -- Lyle Lanley is the prime suspect.

Walt Disney Co. studio chief Dick Cook, whose studio has come under intense scrutiny of late for the quality of its films, held a staff meeting yesterday to say that he was resigning.

When asked why he was stepping down, Cook replied… “Because I refuse to take the blame for this Mickey Mouse operation!”

The Walt Disney company is buying Marvel Comics for 4 billion dollars.

Wolverine, the beefy, runt from the X-Men, was upset to hear that he will now be the eighth Dwarf, "Husky."

Michael Jackson has just signed on as the new Crypt Keeper.Tales will focus on dead celebrities,such as Walt Disney and other famous people that I never think about. 

My parents never took me to Disneyworld as a kid. I feel like they deprived me of a cliched childhood. 

The Vietnam News newspaper reports that citizens of Hanoi have killed about 1.7 million mice this year in a government inspired crackdown aimed at controlling the rising numbers of vermin infesting the city.  ***MARLAR: There goes any chance of a Disneyland opening in Hanoi.