On NBC's "Meet the Press," Dick Cheney said, "If we had to do it over again, we'd do exactly the same thing."

"Same here!" said Osama bin Laden.

   Modern liberal philosophy consists of the following precepts:  George W. Bush, stupid.  Dick Cheney, evil.   Sarah Palin, clueless.

   Admittedly, resentment of a  few  individuals hardly represents the breadth of  leftist thinking.  Therefore, to be comprehensive, I should include:  Barack Obama, good.

   (Joe Biden, asshole, is a bipartisan notion.)

The pilots of that wayward Airbus A-320 now admit they were using their laptops while overshooting the airport by 150 miles . The laptop's names were : Flight Attendant Bette "Busty" Bennington and Flight Attendant "Fiery" Fiona Fiorentino .  Pilots Richard Cole and Timothy Cheney admitted to FBI agents and NTSB investigators, " That was one hell of a career ending Lap-Dance we got at 37,000 feet ! "

Today Dick Cheney suggested moving the Gitmo detainees to the Moon.  The detainees would have no chance for escape and  they can now be waterboarded.

The doctor slapped the baby and then he slapped Cheney to restart his heart.

In this updated 3-D version of the Dickens classic, cold-hearted Scrooge is played by Jim Carrey.  Carrey got the role after it was turned down by Dick Cheney.

The tiny heart muscle will be used in a transplant operation to replace a similar sized one in Dick Cheney.

Everyone visiting former vice president Dick Cheney's house that night gets a free shotgun blast in the face. Cheney's excited about Halloween. He's going to go out trick or treating as the ghost of torture past.

"I thought my heart problems stemmed from poor diet and lack of exercise," explained Dick Cheney.

In lieu of a traditional baptism, the child will be waterboarded. 

This is a warning to all the kids who stop at Dick Cheney's house this Halloween.You will NOT,I repeat NOT,be bobbing for apples.It's one of his water torture come-ons.