The Denver Broncos became the first NFL team to ever lead a division for 16 weeks and not make the playoffs. To commemorate the event, they will officially change their name to the Mets.

Three patients receiving treatment for burrito overdoses are said to be doing well.

Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall was charged with disorderly conduct Sunday, his fourth arrest since March 2006. Commissioner Roger Goodell is notoriously hard on repeat offenders of the NFL's personal conduct policy. Best case scenario for Marshall, a lengthy suspension, worst case scenario, a forced trade to the Detroit Lions. 

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A Monday night scheduling conflict between a previously slated wrestling event at the Pepsi Center in Denver and game four of the Nuggets vs. Lakers Western Conference finals has been settled with a WWE sanctioned halftime cage match between John Elway and Jack Nicholson.

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A substitute teacher at a Denver high school mistakenly opened up a porno on the regular teacher's pc instead of the mainstream film they were supposed to watch...The class was expecting "Saving Private Ryan" but instead got "Shaving Ryan's Privates"...

Gov. Bill Richardson, who has supported capital punishment, signed legislation to repeal New Mexico's death penalty, calling it the "most difficult decision in my political life." Barely edging the decision to have a Western Omelette instead of a Denver Omelette on December 15, 1987.

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has been fined $25,000 for his conduct at halftime of a recent game, which NBA officials labeled, "improper interactions with Denver Nugget players". Something his losing team was apparently guilty of  before and after halftime. 

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A flurry of coyote attacks in Denver,CO has many residents on edge..The predators have killed dogs, cats, and are beginning to take over the suburbs..The wolves have become so brazen, they've even opened up a small shop..."ACME General Store"..which, according to their website, caters to the blue collar carnivore...

The Denver Nuggets and Indiana Pacers will play a pre-season game in Taiwan. It should be a real treat for the kids to finally see whose shoes they've been making.
 

Denver Nuggets guard J.R. Smith hopes to rebuild his image by changing his name to Earl Smith III. Or maybe one of his other aliases.