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 Dear Star Savior,
Hi. I'm actor Charlie Sheen. In some angry voice mail I sent my ex-wife Denise Richards in 2005, I used the N-word and the C-word. The message was leaked onto the Internet this week, and I'm catching a lot of heat for it. I have apologized for my choice of words, but I'm not sure that was enough. What should I do?
Dear Charlie,
I'm OK with you hitting your ex-wife with the N-word and C-word, but your voice mail is a sign of a problem: Technology is ruining racism and sexism.
It’s sad. There are people who have never used a slur face-to-face, the way the pioneers did it. Back then, showing hate was an event, something to plan a day around. But now, people like you just fire off some e-mail or voice mail, throw in a halfhearted slur or two, then go on with their lives. It's just another task on your to-do list: "Buy Batteries. Lunch Meeting. Hate."
But you can use your celebrity to help turn things around. Here's what you should do: Round up the kids, go to the nearest colored district and flood the streets with N-words. Go wherever the skirts get together, then throw a C-word festival. This is your chance to show young people what once made racism and sexism great: customer service.
The Star Savior
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Commenting on his very public war of words with ex-wife Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen recently told OK Magazine that he will "never again utter her name in public." Sheen recently tied the knot for a third time with Brook Mueller aka "The Future Mrs. What's Her Name."
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...actor charlie sheen alleges denise richards wanted his sperm so she could have a 3rd child by him after they split...so the couple compromised...richards gave back 1/2 of the sperm, and she is going to go ahead and have a half-wit.
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Jon Bon Jovi reportedly dislikes bandmate Richie Sambora's girlfriend Denise Richards, and wants to ban her from joining the group on tour. Bon Jovi demands to be the best looking woman on the tour.
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