Moments later the Obama girls were left wondering what keg stands, dirty sanchez's, and 'morning after pills' are. 

   Early in Bill Clinton's career--at a well-attended political rally--this young, attractive pregnant woman was brandishing a large sign, which read:  "CLINTON IS THE ONE!"

   When candidate Clinton spotted her, he quickly left Hillary's side and made his way through the crowd to ask the swollen, slightly startled supporter, "Madam, would you mind exchanging signs with someone?" 

This same university conducted a similar project on the Clinton presidency.   Of course, Clinton's oral history focused on Monica Lewinsky.

For all women under 50, Bill Clinton is offering free breast exams.  

President Obama is currently in South Korea.Staffers are having a difficult time translating Seoul food to soul food on the menu. 

In related news, Joan Rivers cancels big Democratic fund raiser.  

   Not long ago, Joe Biden told this guy in a wheelchair to stand up and take a bow.

   Understandably, Biden withstood a torrent of jeers and criticism for the obvious gaff.

   Some rock-ribbed Republicans went so far as to characterize Mr. Biden's behavior as "sheer cruelty."

   A few diehard Democrats posited that the Vice President--being a believing Christian--may simply have been trying to heal the man.

   Both these groups were kidding--I think.

   Am told that, more and more, Joe Biden is having trouble making up his mind.

   Maybe, he lacks foundation. 

President Obama keeps bowing to foreign leaders.  He is really into mooning these days……fortunately for us, it’s not Hillary!   

A reliable sourse says Obama drank too much sake and mistook the emperor for Keith Olbermann.   

A Democratic senator from Arkansas is not sure if she'll vote for the health care bill because she wants to make sure that it's good for the people in her state.  I say, "Vote for the bill.  We'll fly all 7 people in your state to our New York doctors whenever they're sick!."