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 May 14 - May 20
"It was a constant struggle trying to keep that fool from driving me off the road."
- Supercar KITT, commenting on David Hasselhoff's battle with alcoholism.
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 One of the black 1984 Pontiac Trans Ams that 'starred' as KITT on the TV series Knight Rider is up for sale on eBay for a minimum of $20,000... because Hasselhoff wants to go out drinking tonight and Wendy's doesn't take checks.
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 Nicole Richie pleaded guilty to DUI and was sentenced to four days in jail today.
Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab after a drunken car chase
And Paris Hilton just spent a stint in jail for drunk driving, but who knows when she'll be back.
When are these young celebs going to learn? Take a lesson from David Hasselhoff and get a freaking Limo driver! You're rich you morons! Then treat yourself to a hamburger in the comfort of your own home with no police and no butch lesbians.
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An Arlington Texas mega-church, near where I live, canceled a scheduled memorial service for a Navy veteran 24 hours before it was to start because the deceased was gay.
The church’s pastor, the Rev. Gary Simons, said no one knew Sinclair, who was not a church member, was gay until the day before the Thursday service, when staff members putting together his video tribute saw pictures of men “engaging in clear affection, kissing and embracing.”
Simons said the church believes homosexuality is a sin, and it would have appeared to endorse that lifestyle if the service had been held there.
That's beautiful. And I can totally see his point. After all, if the church went ahead and performed the ceremony, the church would have been filled with a bunch of well defined men in assless pants and enormous cowboy hats. What kind of message would that send to the kids? If the church allowed that to happen, next thing you know, little Johnny would lock himself in the bathroom looking at pictures of David Hasselhoff without his shirt on. He would start plucking his eyebrows and hassling his parents to allow him to join jazz dance classes and change his name to Tad, not to mention day dreaming about a career as a flight attendant or a wedding planner.
And it wouldn't stop there. If they allowed "gays" into the church to mourn one of there own, they would start pointing out all the design flaws in the sanctuary, everyone would start singing along to ABBA tunes; not to mention the likelihood that Rosie shows up.
How could the Lord ever be pleased with such a display? People coming together to celebrate the value of another human being? Sharing stories of the mark this man has left as a friend, family member, soldier, patriot, general member of the human race in good standing... God surely wouldn't want to be closely aligned to values like that. I mean what kind of example would that set? Caring for another person regardless of their demographic? Supporting the grieving process of family members and friends? Going the extra mile for people who are different than you? Thats just not christian.
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May 14 - May 20
"It was a constant struggle trying to keep that fool from driving me off the road."
- Supercar KITT, commenting on David Hasselhoff's battle with alcoholism.
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In Berlin, police arrested a German man cause he took his driving test while being three times over the legal alcohol limit. Which has many people asking, when will David Hasselhoff pull it together?
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