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Dancing With the Stars

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Feb 21, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Heather Mills will appear on ABCs "Dancing With the Stars," making her the first contestant to compete with an artificial limb. When asked if her prosthetic leg will hinder her dancing abilities Mills replied, -It didn't hinder my dancing abilities when I won millions of dollars from Paul McCartney-

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Dirty Dancing

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 16, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Dirty Dancing

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay was injured while rehearsing for ABC's "Dancing With the Stars."

Apparently, he can only do the two-step after an indictment.


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Scary Dancing Stars

By: Mike Lemme (C)
Submitted: Aug 24, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Former UFC champion Chuck Liddell will be on the new season of Dancing With The Stars. Liddell will be the second most intimidating man in the cast next to Kelly Osbourne


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Urine samples stolen from Utah health department

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 11, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Now we'll never know if Donny Osmond used performance-enhancing drugs to win Dancing with the Stars.


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Tom DeLay leaves "Dancing With The Stars"

By: Patrick Burke (C)
Submitted: Oct 7, 2009
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Dancing with the Stars

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But he is in negotiations to appear in a goverment-produced production of "Jailhouse Rock".  


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'Dancing With the Stars' cast includes Tom DeLay

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Aug 18, 2009
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Former Republican House Majority Leader Tom DeLay will be among the 16 contestants on the new season of "Dancing with the Stars." DeLay will be coached on his footwok by former Republican Senator Larry Craig.  


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Ireland trims the fat

By: B Manzo (M)
Submitted: Apr 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Kathy Ireland lost 25 pounds and is back wearing bikinis. Ireland knew it was time to lose weight after her son saw a picture of her wearing a belly shirt and mistook her for Steve Wozniak, from Dancing With the Stars.

 

 


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Tom DeLay to join "Dancing with the Stars" cast

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Aug 22, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Tom DeLay to join In other news, Bernie Madoff to star in a new reality tv show, "Bending Over in the Shower."

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Shawn Johnson Flips to Victory

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: May 20, 2009
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Gymnastic phenom Shawn Johnson won "Dancing With the Stars".  It's the first time a flip-flopper won anything since Nancy Pelosi was named Speaker of the House. 


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CBS rejected a Super Bowl spot for a gay dating website.

By: Sean Lee (M)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2010
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So if you want to see something gay during the game, tune in to Dancing with the Stars. 


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Lawrence Taylor voted off Dancing with the Stars

By: Billy Bingo (C)
Submitted: Apr 21, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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After being voted off the popular TV show Dancing With The Stars former NY Giants Defensive back Lawrence Taylor sacked the shows host Tom Bergeron, The judges immediately gave LT a perfect score of 30 points for his ensuing "Sack Dance!" 


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