It was announced that Bryce Dallas Howard will take over the role of "Victoria," in the New Twilight film.

The change might anger some Twilight fans, however, Twilight producer, Erik Feig, assures fans that, "Change is good. Remember, the Twilight sequel was originally going to be called 'Awkward Small-Talk presents -- Inexplicable Literary Phenomenon: The Motion Picture.'" 

Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez's husband has become a minority owner in the Miami Dolphins.  This move was apparently done to increase ticket sales to Miami's Hispanic population.

In related moves, the San Francisco 49ers sold a piece of the team to Clay Aiken and the Dallas Cowboys started "Bring your favorite Mexican to a game" day.  Comedian George Lopez couldn't be reached for comment. 

A new poll has confirmed that the Dallas Cowboys are still America's favorite football team. Of course, this is the same America that watches "Rock of Love Bus."
 

A female teacher was arrested over the weekend after having sex with a student in the parking lot of an electronics store... The 46 year old instructor thought the teenager needed help fixing his blue ball problem instead of his bluetooth problem...

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has been fined $100K by the NFL for violating a gag order when he commented on the Collective Bargaining Agreement... Apparently, Mr. Jones honed his media speaking skills at the Mark Cuban Institute for Ineffective Public Relations..

Dallas Councilman Dwaine Caraway is on a mission. He wants those wearing low-hanging, baggy pants to pull them up. As part of his ongoing campaign against saggy, underwear-exposing pants, the mayor pro-tem held a summit Saturday.

Youth counselor Calvin Glover, speaking at the summit, said, “I don’t want to see your dirty boxers that you’ve had on for two or three days.” He then demonstrated what is the proper type of boxers to wear by pulling his pants down and revealing his new clean Sponge Bob Square Pants boxers.

During the Giants/Cowboys game in Dallas, no punts hit the jumbotron. But many of them hit Jerry Jones' gigantic ego.

The Dallas Cowboys want to place a limit on standing-room ticket sales. After last week's loss, they may not have to.

And Dallas Mavericks forward Tim Thomas could miss up to six months after undergoing knee surgery. So he'll be nice and rested for the playoff losses.

Over the course of the past 3 years, at least 6 different Dallas cops (and their supervisors) ticketed at least 39 drivers for the “offense” of “driving while not speaking English”.

When Police Chief David Kunkle learned of the citations he lost his shit.

Pending cases will be dismissed, and those who paid the $204 fine for the charge, which does not exist in the city, will be reimbursed, Kunkle said.

However, all drivers cited for DWB (Driving While Black) are still expected to appear in court and pay the fine.