The woman told police she thought the plants would be safe inside her locked meth lab.

Authorities recently confiscated marijuana plants that were growing from the lamp post baskets on High Street, in downtown Millville, NJ.. Police have been receiving anonymous tips and suspect more drug activity taking place on Acid Trip Blvd., Needle Mark Lane, and Crystal Meth Court. Good work, Lou...

Mexico now has one of the world's most liberal laws for drug users after eliminating jail time for small amounts of marijuana, cocaine and even heroin, LSD and methamphetamine.  In related news, Mexican officials are reporting a large influx of  illegal immigrants from the United States.

Driver Jeremy Mayfield reportedly tested positive a second time for methamphetamine.. If this is true, his NASCAR career is over.. On the bright side, Hollywood is calling and wants him to co-star in a sequel to "Speed Racer"..

Golfer Phil Mickelson plans to buy 105 Waffle House restaurants.  He also plans to grow a mullet and start selling meth.

Why is it most overweight women are in the healthcare field. Isn’t that like taking abstinence advice from a meth addicted prostitute with a drinking problem?

Experts from the Bomb and Arson Unit gave a suspicious looking backpack found outside Oprah Winfrey's TV studio the all-clear Friday after determining it posed no threat. In related news, another former studio guest of the Jerry Springer Show has died in a meth lab explosion, bringing the total to 92.

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Court records say a man told the Salt Lake County Sheriff’s office that he stripped down and streaked near his house to show his girlfriend he was no longer on drugs. Charges say the 26-year old man dropped his shorts and ran naked into a house. When questioned, he said he was trying to prove to his girlfriend that he wasn’t going to use methamphetamines anymore. To prove he no longer uses cocaine; the man snorted a line of Comet kitchen cleanser and farted the tune “Ain’t We Got Fun?”

Former figure skating champion Nicole Bobek has been charged with conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine in New Jersey. And yet she’s still classier than Tonya Harding.

Andre Agassi has admitted he used crystal meth regularly during the 1990s. Which explains most of his outfits.