A new calendar put out by the Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute features monthly pinups of "great conservative women" such as Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham.

The subtitle of the calendar is, "Where erections go to die."

The Vatican is trying to entice Anglican conservatives, traditionalists, and families with male children.

Conservatives should give Obama a break when it comes to making a decision on the Afgan War.....It took him 6 months to decide on a dog!

In related news, Barack Obama announced he will increase funding for PBS and will appoint Elmo as his new media czar.

Rush Limbaugh is in talks to purchase the Rams, because Limbaugh has plenty of experience showing blind allegiance to a failed franchise. Actually, Limbaugh is buying the Rams because the St. Louis arch reminds him of McDonald's.

Plaxico convicted on weapons charges

Michael Vick convicted on dog fighting charges 

PacMan convicted on felony assault

 - - -the NFL states Rush Limbaugh isn't someone they want to be associated with  ( ?!?!?!?!?  )  . . .. . meanwhile Charlie Manson and Phil Spector are interested buyers 

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Stymied in his bid to buy the St. Louis Rams, Rush will next pursue the Buffalo Wild Wings.

The St. Louis Rams have only won 2 of their last 20 games.   Rush better stock up on that OxyContin. 

I really think the NFL will pass on Rush.Even if he continues his media blitz,he's a pigskin that will soon be deflated. 

Britain's Conservative party will propose stopping global warming by banning plasma TVs and other energy-using electronic luxuries.  ***MARLAR: And that’s the CONSERVATIVE party in Britain!  What’s the LIBERAL party want to ban . . . eating? 

 Rush Limbaugh has pulled his bid to buy the St Louis Rams.  This has left the door open for Bin Laden to purchase the failing team.  He wants to change St Louis Rams to Mohamaed Rams.