A new calendar put out by the Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute features monthly pinups of "great conservative women" such as Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham.

The subtitle of the calendar is, "Where erections go to die."

The Vatican is trying to entice Anglican conservatives, traditionalists, and families with male children.

In related news, Barack Obama announced he will increase funding for PBS and will appoint Elmo as his new media czar.

Plaxico convicted on weapons charges

Michael Vick convicted on dog fighting charges 

PacMan convicted on felony assault

 - - -the NFL states Rush Limbaugh isn't someone they want to be associated with  ( ?!?!?!?!?  )  . . .. . meanwhile Charlie Manson and Phil Spector are interested buyers 

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Stymied in his bid to buy the St. Louis Rams, Rush will next pursue the Buffalo Wild Wings.

The St. Louis Rams have only won 2 of their last 20 games.   Rush better stock up on that OxyContin. 

I really think the NFL will pass on Rush.Even if he continues his media blitz,he's a pigskin that will soon be deflated. 

In Minneapolis, a linguist revealed that he only spoke Klingon to his son for the first 3 years of his life, prompting conservatives to hail this as more effective at stopping teen pregnancy than abstinence-only sex education.

Britain's Conservative party will propose stopping global warming by banning plasma TVs and other energy-using electronic luxuries.  ***MARLAR: And that’s the CONSERVATIVE party in Britain!  What’s the LIBERAL party want to ban . . . eating? 

A western Pennsylvania Amish farmer was sentenced Tuesday to 90 days in jail after refusing to bring a pair of outhouses into compliance with state sewage laws. Andy Swartzentruber cited his conservative religious beliefs in refusing to abide by a court order to make the privies used by schoolchildren compliant and pay a $500 fine. In addition to the health issue, some teachers complained the Mr. Swartzentruber did not properly stock the outhouses. In fact, some of the students were using their assignments in the outhouse. A few of the younger students proceeded to turn in the soiled home work.

 Rush Limbaugh has pulled his bid to buy the St Louis Rams.  This has left the door open for Bin Laden to purchase the failing team.  He wants to change St Louis Rams to Mohamaed Rams.