One political pundit recently called Congressman Barney Frank a "thumbsucker."

   According to every available Frank family member, Barney never sucked his thumb--he sucked other people's thumbs. 

 First Ever Black Hole Created on Earth!....I guess they do not count Congress!

The Obama administration should bar a $1.5 billion wind-farm project in Texas from receiving U.S. government stimulus funds because most of the power turbines would be made in China, Senator Charles Schumer said.   I say build the wind-farm in DC and power it with all the hot air coming from Congress. 

If the artist ever wants to move to the United States, he will find plenty of manure in Washington to sculpt every member of Congress.

The U.S. must live within its means says Tim Geithner with the excption of AIG, Goldman Sachs and Congress... 

Most people don't know that Thomas Edison tried to patent what would have been the world's first computer -- a vote-counting machine -- but Congress rejected the invention.  ***MARLAR: As did Florida.

I'm a very big fan of windmills and wind energy.I think Congress should pass a really strong wind act. 

Coincidentally, when the segment aired Congress was in recess.

President Obama's decision to scrap former President George W. Bush's plans for a missile defense shield in Eastern Europe came under harsh criticism from some members of Congress who, invoking Cold War memories, warned that the move would "empower" Russia. Apparently, President Obama never saw the movie “Red Dawn.”

 President Obama called Kanye West a "Jackass" for outbursting at the MTV Music Awards show. Republican Congress man Joe Wilson grabbed the mic and said, "You lie! Serena Williams has the best outburst of the year!"