Congress says Obama can have health care reform.  But there will be a $1 trillion co-pay.

If the artist ever wants to move to the United States, he will find plenty of manure in Washington to sculpt every member of Congress.

 First Ever Black Hole Created on Earth!....I guess they do not count Congress!

The Obama administration should bar a $1.5 billion wind-farm project in Texas from receiving U.S. government stimulus funds because most of the power turbines would be made in China, Senator Charles Schumer said.   I say build the wind-farm in DC and power it with all the hot air coming from Congress. 

   One political pundit recently called Congressman Barney Frank a "thumbsucker."

   According to every available Frank family member, Barney never sucked his thumb--he sucked other people's thumbs. 

The U.S. must live within its means says Tim Geithner with the excption of AIG, Goldman Sachs and Congress... 

I'm a very big fan of windmills and wind energy.I think Congress should pass a really strong wind act. 

Most people don't know that Thomas Edison tried to patent what would have been the world's first computer -- a vote-counting machine -- but Congress rejected the invention.  ***MARLAR: As did Florida.

Coincidentally, when the segment aired Congress was in recess.

In a desperate measure to get votes, Speaker Nancy Pelosi offered to give fence-sitting Congressmen a lap dance.

Senator Robert Ryrd (D-WV) is the longest-serving congress member. Apparently he's
been fighting for a public option before there was even a public.