C.C. Sabathia lost his second consecutive game for the suddenly floundering Milwaukee Brewers. The big left-hander was so despondent afterwards that he couldn't eat for nearly five minutes.

Yankee star C.C. Sabathia admitted that he didn't look very good in the season opener.  He also doesn't look good in a bathing suit.

The Cleveland Indians recently earned a rare victory after a ball deflected off a seagull. Thus making the seagull the best player on the Indians.

The Cleveland Indians have traded minor league pitcher John Meloan to the Tampa Bay Rays for righthander Winton Abreu. If you've heard of either of these players, you watch too much baseball.
 

Cleveland Indians manager Eric Wedge has lost 25 pounds this season. Probably from throwing up after watching Indians games.

The New York Yankees signed CC Sabathia to a $161 million, seven-year deal. Sabathia will wear his number 52, but on David Wells' old uniform. The pressure on Sabathia from Yankee fans will be tremendous. Luckily, Sabathia has the girth to withstand it.

Sunday's first victory of the season by the Cleveland Indians revealed the team's plan for keeping newly signed and often injured closer Kerry Wood healthy this year. Play lousy enough to have just one save opportunity every six games.

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Cleveland owner Larry Dolan has been hospitalized following a mild heart attack. It was only a matter of time before he finally realized he owned the Indians.

The Philadelphia Phillies acquired Cliff Lee from Cleveland. Lee will feel at home, since the crack in the Liberty Bell is almost as big as the one in the Indians' franchise.

When C.C. was asked what he'd do with all that money he said......well

Ive always wanted to be senator ..oh and a house for my momma.

The Cleveland Cavaliers finally lost a home game. Somehow, the Cleveland Indians have already lost one, too.