Two Cleveland Browns supporters were on their way to a game when a Greyhound bus accidentally dumped human waste on their car. Had they not been protected by the windshield, the shit most definitely would have hit the fans.

Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte' Stallworth has been released from jail and returned to Cleveland. He may or may not notice a difference.

Very disappointing news came in yesterday as the browns have become one of many teams to come out and say they have no interest in signing QB Mike Vick. This saddens me for I was looking forward to hearing Vick to the 50 ... 40 ... 30 ... 20 ... 10 .. TOUCHDOWN and Vick leaps into the dog pound! But the fact that wont happen doesnt dissapoint me as much as the fact that sportscenter will never lead off with "Browns fan found killed by other browns fan ... Did Mike Vick pay him to do this find out next on SportsCenter ... Do do do do do do" (sportscenter music) 

Cleveland Browns fan Mike Meredith is a couch potato with a cause. Meredith has a motorized sofa he rides around a municipal parking lot for tailgating parties before games. But on November 23^rd, he decided to take the couch to the stadium for a game. Several police officers waved him through. One didn’t, citing him for driving an unregistered vehicle and having expired plates. The officer later tore up the citations when upon inspection of the motorized sofa, he found, tuck between the cushions, his wife’s wedding ring.

Cleveland Browns coach Eric Mangini bussed his rookies ten hours to Connecticut to help with a youth camp. Because if there's anything someone on the Cleveland Browns needs, it's patience.

The Cleveland Browns are looking to get rid of Brady Quinn and most of their female fan base.

Adrian Peterson was pumped full of emergency fluids following the second quarter of Minnesota's game against the Cleveland Browns. Looks like Matt Leinart isn't the only one who drinks during halftime.

The Cleveland Browns are battling a bad bout of flu. Whereas Cleveland Browns fans are battling a bad bout of depression. Meanwhile, the Tennessee Titans are not battling the flu. They just suck.

Cleveland Browns coach Eric Mangini has refuted claims that he overworks his team. Based on Cleveland's 1-7 record, we believe him.

Anthony Sowell was arrested after police say he raped, killed, and stored several bodies inside his Cleveland home over the course of several years.. One detective commented on how this case mimics others that have terrorized the city recently...  "For example: turn on your TV and watch a Browns game.. They get slaughtered every weekend and there's nothing we can do about it."

Even Rolling Stone is mocking Browns coach Eric Mangini. However, Food and Wine Magazine is a big fan.