No matter who wins the upcoming Super Bowl matchup between the Indiannapolis Colts and Chicago Bears, an African American will be the winning coach.

This leaves Klan members extremely confused as to which team to root for.

Not since the O J chase has there been so much talk about a white bronco. 

$27,000? That's it? He actually SAVED money. If he had come to Ford Field in Detroit, you gotta figure: $50 for a cheap seat, $10 minimum for parking, $10 for a hotdog and chips, $10 for a delicious watered down 3-2 beer, and the $28,000 to replace your stolen car. Do the math people!!!

The University of Cincinnati Bearcats are off to their best start since 1954. Meanwhile, the Cincinnati Bengals are off to their best start since last week.

The Chicago Bears signed Jay Cutler to a two-year extension.  Or 100 fourth-quarter interceptions, whichever comes first.
 

Jay Cutler has been dealt to the Chicago Bears. In case he didn’t have enough to complain about.

Chicago is excited about having Jay Cutler quarterback the Bears. Because they were running out of Rex Grossman effigies.

The Illinois Senate voted 59-0 to oust Blagojevich from office .   Illinois hasn't seen that large a margin of defeat since the last Chicago Bears game. 

Barack Obama recently welcomed Jay Cutler to the Chicago bears, and told the quarterback he expects great things out of him. Apparently Obama doesn't know football.
 

Terrell Owens has agreed to star in a VH-1 reality show loosely based on the network's previous hit, "Scott Baio Is 45 & Single." Owens' show will be titled, "Terrell Owens is 35 and Unbearable."