Former NBA star Charles Barkley will undergo a televised colonoscopy as part of a "Stand Up to Cancer" special being simultaneously aired Sept. 5 by NBC, CBS and ABC. Program producers say, "Not since the State of the Union Address by President George Bush has so much television coverage been devoted to one ass." 

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T-Mobile has terminated their relationship with Charles Barkley due to his recent DUI arrest. T-Mobile was jealous, since Barkley has more bars.

TNT analyst Charles Barkley is taking a leave of absence from the broadcast chair. The chair is thrilled.

Mr. Barkley was taken into custody when he failed a road side sobriety test. Officers stated that when Barkley was asked to walk a straight line he stood at the line and began attempting free throws.

LeBron James called Charles Barkley "stupid" in response to Barkley's comments that James did not show Cleveland proper respect by discussing possible free agency after the 2010 season.   Today ABC announced that LeBron James and Charles Barkley would be added to the cast of the View.

Charles Barkley was arrested for drunk driving in Phoenix, Arizona early Wednesday.  Arresting officers said they would have let him go if he could have shown them an NBA Championship ring.

Charles Barkley has been released from a Phoenix jail after serving a three-day sentence. It's the first time in his career that Barkley has completed a sentence that anyone understood.

Chris Webber recently bet Charles Barkley $5,000 that he couldn't eat a slice of white bread in 25 seconds or less. Good to see Barkley is working on that gambling problem.

However, free nude photos can be found on the computers of Alex Rodriguez, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Vanilla Ice, Dennis Rodman , Guy Ritchie, John Kennedy, Jr, Sandra Bernhard, Prince, Lenny Kravitz, Antonio Banderas, Charles Barkley, Tupac Shakur, David Blaine, and Jesus.

Iowa State coach Gene Chizik is taking the head coaching job at Auburn.  His first order of business is to update his resume in case he doesn't beat Bama. Charles Barkley immediately criticized his alma mater for the hiring, saying that Auburn only hired Chizik because he's white. We're shocked, because this was the longest the state of Alabama has ever gone without being racist.
 

Charles Barkley has apologized for his DUI a day before returning to TNT. Man, that guy will say anything when he's drunk.