House Representative Charles Rangel wants to introduce a bill that would re-institute the military draft. Some Republicans actually support the idea, because they want Canada to see what it's like to put up with an influx of illegal immigration.

Headline: "Canadian Singer Killed By Coyotes"

I'll save you the trouble - it wasn't Celine Dion...

Pacman Jones has signed a one-year deal to join the Winnipeg Blue Bombers in the CFL. Hopefully Jones can adjust to Canada's lack of firearms.

...adventurer Alan Hissle became stranded in Canadian Rockies after falling and breaking his leg.  Hissle, a vegetarian, could not find any vegetation to eat because of the snow, so he tried to eat anything he could find.  For 4 days he subsisted on dead birds and bugs.  He told his rescuers that in order to survive, he had become a meat seeking Hissle.  

 The beers at this summit were Molson and Corona.

I have stumbled across a jailbait trail on Google Earth maps.

It apparently runs from Regina,Canada to Hannah,Montana. 

Strange isn't it--a three-way without Bill Clinton.  

Canadian inventor Paul LeFevre has come up with a designer diaper for dogs that could make pooper scoopers obsolete. He calls it a 'doggy bag' and besides collecting what usually ends up on the lawn, it has a pocket to carry anything from dog treats to a cell phone.  ***MARLAR: As if dogs don’t chase their tales enough – now we’re going to put doggie treats in their back pocket?

An insurance company cut a Canadian woman's  health benefits for depression, claiming she was healthy after seeing Facebook pictures of her smiling in a bikini at the beach.  The insurance company also claimed the woman listed on her MySpace page that her favorite song is "Don't Worry, Be Happy." 

Adam "Pac-Man" Jones recently signed to play in the Canadian Football League.  When reachead for comment on why he choose the CFL over the upstart UFL he said "i'm tired of making it rain, in Canada, I have a chance to add "snow" to my precipitation repertoire."

The Toronto Blue Jays have gotten rid of GM J.P. Ricciardi after eight years of mediocrity. No word yet on whether Major League Baseball will follow suit with the Baltimore Orioles.