At the just-ended 2008 Governor's Conference Sarah Palin was asked by a Canadian journalist how she would address French President, Nicolas Sarkozy. She claimed, "I don't have his address. Sorry." When further queried about how to address him in person, she replied, "Sir Sarkozy, I really  like Buckingham Palace and the piece you were last married to. You do well for yourself!"

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If all goes right and you're a winner, you'll make 87 zegaMcMillion dollars Canadian to every $1 (Can.) invested in this investment package.

At the just-ended 2008 Governor's Conference Sarah Palin was asked by a Canadian journalist how she would address French President, Nicolas Sarkozy. She claimed, "I don't have his address. Sorry." When further queried about how to address him in person, she replied, "Sir Sarkozy, I really  like Buckingham Palace and the piece you were last married to. You do well for yourself!"

An American farmer was undecided on who to vote for on November 4.  Out of complete desperation, he decided to ask his chickens, "Should I vote for John McCain or Barak Obama?'  The chickens all answered, "BARAK! BARAK! BARAK!"

Claudio from Toronto Canada

Sarah Palin  took a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy.   Palin said afterwards that she knew it was a prank call because the president of France is Napoleon Bonaparte.

Today, Sarah Palin accused Barack Obama of consorting with a global extremist. A leading figure in sabotaging the future health and well-being of America. An enemy of the State and a convicted criminal.

Obama and his daughters went to McDonald’s and had their picture taken with The Hamburglar.

And their dollar is worth 95 cents of the American dollar.  WOW! Even when we are doing horrible... we're still better than Canada. 

 Three normally white polar bears at Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in central Japan turned green after swimming in a pond with an overgrowth of algae.  Coincidentally, as the ice cap melts and their habitat is destroyed, the normally white polar bears in Canada are now blue.   

Former Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry has been arrested following a multi-kilogram cocaine bust. On the positive side, his newfound knowledge of the metric system should make him a natural fit in the Canadian Football League.