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Mark Jabo
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Baby, If You've Ever Wondered...

By: Mark Jabo (C)
Submitted: Dec 4, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Cincinnati Bengals

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Cincinnati Bengals rookie wide receiver, Reggie McNeal, was arrested  in Houston over the weekend and charged with resisting arrest.

McNeal is the seventh Cincinnati football player to have been arrested in the past year, setting a new single season mark for the Bengals and helping them clinch a playoff spot on the FBI's Most Wanted List.

Prior to next week's game, Vegas oddsmakers have made the Bengals an early two-touchdown favorite over the guards.

Meanwhile, Bengals coaches declined to comment on the budding quarterback controversy between Adam Sandler and Burt Reynolds.

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Bengal veterans use Gatorade as a lubricant prior to McNeal's rookie prison "initiation."   Prison welcoming ritual reportedly the inspiration behind Gatorade's ad slogan, "Is it in you?"



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Pill Addict Burt Reynolds in Rehab

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Sep 19, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Pill Addict Burt Reynolds in Rehab

Actor Burt Reynolds looks frail after checking into – and then out of – a Florida rehab facility with a painkiller addiction. The screen legend, 73, blames his addiction on the effects of back surgery.

Coincidentally, my own addiction to pain pills was the direct effect of watching Burt Reynolds in Cop and a Half.


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John Roman
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Burt Reynolds' Own Bandit Trans Am To Be Auctioned In May

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 6, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Burt Reynolds

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The stars car and a period-correct Cobra CB radio will be auctioned as a pair. Not one to disappoint fans, his moustache and hairpiece will also be auctioned as a pair. Available in period-correct black or currently dyed black.

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Classic King

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Sep 19, 2009
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Larry King

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I'm pretty sure that Burt Reynolds is the oldest celebrity to ever go into rehab.No wait,Larry King was addicted to Coca Cola when it still had cocaine in it.My bad!


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smokey and the addict

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Sep 28, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Burt Reynolds

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Burt Reynolds checked into Florida drug rehab facility last week for what his publicist said was an addiction to pain killers. The 72 year old actors equally famous 70's porn style mustache also entered rehab for what is publicist said was an addiction to Burt Reynolds.


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The Bandit does drugs

By: Gene Stray (C)
Submitted: Sep 16, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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 Actor Burt Reynolds has checked himself into a rehab facility in West Palm Beach to be treated for an addiction to painkillers.  His new movie is rumored to be titled "Bandit and the Pusher" with Rush Limbaugh as the Pusher.......


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Submitted to Newsweek

By: Gene Stray (C)
Submitted: Nov 18, 2009
Category: Political  
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Sarah Palin

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I am glad to see Newsweek using sex to promote the magazine(Sarah Palin cover).  The awful covers of the past were the most unattractive containing the ugliest people.  Now, I hope your highly trained publishing staff takes it to a new level.  Let’s have fold outs of Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Molly Ivin ( oops sorry, past away),  and of course Michelle!.  These could be done tastefully…like that Burt Reynolds fold out years ago.  In order to be politically correct, how about Senators Bird, Reed, and maybe even commentators such as Keith Olbermann.  He is always looking for ways to promote himself-look at Sunday Night Football (talk about odd ball-it's like having Bozo in a discussion with scientists on Global Warming). I would add Limbaugh and some others, but they are not good looking enough for your high quality publication.  I suggest sticking to Liberals, The Beautiful People! Why, maybe your editors could win the Nobel Peace prize for Literature using sex.  After all, sex is true peace!   Gene Stray


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