In the Dec. 11 issue of Rolling Stone Britney Spears says her sons Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, already have potty mouths.  She says that Sean Preston has used the F-word.   In Sean Preston's defense, sometimes it's hard not to drop the F-bomb when a car cuts you off in traffic.

Britney Spears  issued an apology to ticket holders of last night's Vancouver show after smoky conditions on stage led to a 30-minute delay of the concert.  Spears said that is the last time Amy Winehouse opens for her. 

...Britney Spears says her next album will be in Spanish.....she has already recorded the first single for the album.....a remake of "La Bimbo" 

...britney spears, jessica simpson, and paris hilton are forming a new supergroup....group will be known as the Ditsy Chicks.... 

Pop-princess Britney Spears is turning to gardening as a form of therapy. She is excelling at her new hobby. In fact; according to TMZ... "Britney is putting the 'hor' back in horticulture.."

A mom from Minneapolis who was sued by the RIAA has been court ordered to pay $1.9million for illegally downloading and sharing songs. Why couldn't she get busted for something cool? My mom's been in trouble over dealing pot and shoplifting, not because she copied a Britney Spears album! That's gonna be fun to explain to the kids when they have shitty birthdays.

"But Moooooom, why can't I have a cake and presents this year?"

"Well, mommy shared a Hootie and The Blowfish record with 500 friends."

I happened to catch Britney Spears' "If You Seek Amy" followed closely by Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" and then the Pussycat Dolls' "Buttons" on the radio, and y'know, I have a feeling that it won't be too long before we see a female pop group with a truly honest stage name:

"And now, performing their smash hit single 'I Swallow So You'll Like Me' from their debut album titled 'Self Esteem' - give it up for DADDY ISSUES!!"

I think it would make for a nice change of pace, don't you? 

Pop-princess Britney Spears is turning to gardening as a form of therapy. I enjoy working in the flowerbed also.. In fact, I have a place where Britney can plant her "Tu-lips" right now!

In the wake of  Michael Jackson's death,  death rumors on the Internet have surfaced for celebrities such as Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, and Jeff Goldblum.   And yesterday there was an Internet rumor that Larry King was still alive.

After the delay at Britney Spears' latest concert do to marijuana smoke conditions, Britney was asked what she thought about the situation.All Britney has to say to the reporter is, "I told Michael Phelps to not light up the bong until after the show." 

Police say a 6-year-old boy grabbed the wheel of their pickup after his dad passed out  and kept them from crashing until a police officer could bring the truck to a halt..  The boy told police he learned how to drive from Britney's kids.