McCain announced today that he would name Levi Johnston, the future son in law of Sarah Palin, Energy Secretary in his administration. When asked about appointing a high schooler with no experience, McCain said "This guy is perfect for me, not only is he not afraid to drill offshore, he is also comfortable drilling onshore in unprotected areas."

   On "The Oprah Winfrey Show" today, Sarah Palin told the talk show queen that she continues to pray for her estranged, former-son-in-law-to-be, Levi Johnston.

   "Honestly, Oprah," confided Alaska's one-time governor, solemnly, "I've prayed so hard regarding Levi; I just can't understand why the disloyal, disrespectful little prick is still breathing!"     

Sarah Palin told Oprah that Levi Johnston is welcome to visit on Thanksgiving.  Coincidentally, Thanksgving is about a week after the Playgirl magazine hits the stands in which Levi shows the world his drumstick. 

 Levi Johnston, the 19-year old father of Sarah Palin's grandchild, is posing nude for Playgirl . The countdown to Sarah Palin posing in Playboy: about three years six months.

In a world of stiff competition,Levi has decided to reveal his Johnston. Porn is only inches away. 

Barbara Walters asked Sarah Palin what her first reaction was after she learned her baby was going to be born with Down's syndrome .  Sarah replied,  " I told my husband Todd to switch babies with Bristol after she gave birth . Nobody would suspect anything 'cause Levi Johnston is the biggest retard in Alaska ."

Sarah Palin had to travel all the way to Hong Kong to see a Chinese junk. Now she can sit on her front porch in Alaska and see an American's junk.

Sarah Palin told Oprah between commercial breaks about her relationship with Levi Johnston ." I'm really so sorry he didn't marry my daughter Bristol . We had so much fun together . Levi and I would play many games whenever he came over to our house . My favorite game was,  " Guess what book I'm gonna read next ? "  If I stumped him I would grab him by the crotch and yell " Gotcha ! "  ***  Oprah broke the news to Sarah that Levi was going to pose nude in Playgirl Magazine next month . " Oh I didn't know that Oprah," confessed Palin . " I'm gonna fetch me a copy just as soon as it comes out . I can't wait to see Levi's titties ! "

So he's posing nude for Playgirl...looks like Levi can't keep it in his Levis.

I'm sure it's not the first time she's been on her knees.

Levi Johnston says that after his Playgirl spread,he will become the spokesperson for the re-launched Members Only.