...by the year 2011, the world's population is expected to hit 7 billion people.  Approximately 2 billion of those are expected to be named Pitt-Jolie.   

I just got back from New York City. Boston used to impress me until I went to NYC. Probably the same way Jennifer Aniston used to impress Brad Pitt before he went to Angelina Jolie. 

Congressional leaders asked Brad Pitt if he and Angelina Jolie would like to adopt a couple banks.

Among those visiting the baby were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.  They decided against adoption after Brad picked up the baby and got a hernia.

Mike Tyson has admitted to wanting to kill Brad Pitt back in the early 1990s because he was dating Tyson's ex, Robin Givens. Though we are talking about Robin Givens - after two weeks, Brad Pitt probably wanted to kill himself.

If Brad Pitt were Benjamin Buttons he would start at 80 and age backwards until he was an infant. That way he could be adopted by Angelina Jolie.

Angelina Jolie and Brad are such a stunning couple.But it's so sad that their children will always be the Pitts.

1. Your guest towels are terrible towels
2. The Virgin Mary in your kitchen is wearing a Steeler helmet
3. You have a moment of silence for Myron Cope before the coin toss
4. A fist fight is okay as long as it is in the vicinity of Three Rivers Stadium
5. So what Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl got arrest for fist fighting at a Steeler game? He was defending the honor of the black and gold.
6. Its okay to get drunk before noon, its game day.
7. Who are the Steelers? It’s Stillers bitches
8. You know what a Roethlisberger  Burger is.
9. You have the Steeler Fight Song on your ipod
10. Your definition of the Great Depression is when Neill O’Donnell lost the Superbowl for the Steelers in 1996.
11. Your idea of a bus isn’t a Greyhound but Jerome Bettis
12. When Roethlisberger got injured you didn’t care if he got brain damage, the question is could he still catch and run? Will he be there on Sunday?
13. On your snack table you have black and gold chips, black and gold popcorn, and black and gold salsa.
14. What do you call a drunk fat guy who is shirtless on Sunday? A Steeler cheerleader.
15. Why does a Steeler fan go to church? To make sure they are on the right side of the field.
16. Your favorite Heinz product is Heinz ward
17. The only two Hawaiian words you know are aloha and Palamalu
18. So what Terry Bradshaw says stupid things. He is a Steeler hero. Therefore what he says is gospel
19. You know what one for the thumb means.
20. Our Big Ben doesn’t tell time

Oprah has just been knocked from #1 on the Forbes Most Powerful list. Hey bitches, we know both of you sold your souls to the devil. We just cant help that Angelina got the upgrade package full of adopted kids, a great body, and Brad Pitt.