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Dan Naturman
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 If They Weren't in Show Biz

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Mar 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Ryan Seacrest
16 Jokes

Match the celebrities on the top list with what they would be doing if they weren't in Show Biz on the bottom list.

1). Tom Cruise
2). Keanu Reeves
3). Angelina Jolie
4). Ryan Seacrest
5). Tom Arnold

A). Dog Breeder
B). Poland Spring Delivery Guy
C). Stockbroker
D). High School Gym/Health Teacher
E). Manager at Pier 1


ANSWERS:

1-C 2-D 3-A 4-E 5-B

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Doug Chagnon
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 Lindsay Lohan Likes Water

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Jul 10, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Lindsay Lohan
106 Jokes  2 Videos

Lindsay Lohan wants to endorse bottled water now she is sober. Her favorite brand is 'Grey Goose' because it makes her insides 'all tinglely.'

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Chad Reiling
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 Can you use that in a sentence?

By: Chad Reiling (C)
Submitted: Jul 27, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Bottled Water
17 Jokes  1 Videos

NEW YORK - PepsiCo Inc. will spell out that its Aquafina bottled water is made with tap water.

Chad Reiling will spell out consumers' response:

D - U - H

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Steve Knowles
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 Man Drinks Liter of Vodka at Airport Line

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Dec 12, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Airport
444 Jokes  17 Videos

BERLIN (AP) - A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules.

Passengers had to wait an additional twenty minutes while a woman used all her shampoo and bottled water rather than surrender them to security personnel.

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Gary B.
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 Astronauts work on urine machine

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 24, 2008
Category: News  
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Space
277 Jokes  3 Videos

 Astronauts have been working on a system that converts urine and sweat into drinkable water.  A reliable source says this system may be copied by Aquafina.   

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bix brillo
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 winona's fountain of youth

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: May 19, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Winona Ryder
6 Jokes

...Winona Ryder has a secret for youthful looking skin....drinking 8 glasses of Aquafina water a day....and at 2 litres for $2, its a steal. 

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Gary B.
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 NASA finds water on the moon

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 13, 2009
Category: News  
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Bottled Water
17 Jokes  1 Videos

NASA today announced the next moon trip in early 2010 will be made by astronauts Perrier, Dasani, and Evian.


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Bad Boy
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 Sexual Deviance and Stupidity don't mix!

By: Bad Boy (C)
Submitted: Feb 2, 2008
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Bottled Water
17 Jokes  1 Videos

Burger King Employee: "Welcome to Burger King, how can I help you?"

Me (customer:) "Yes, I would like to try your black angus burger."

Burger King Employee: "Ummm, I got to close tonight, but come by tomorrow--I get off at three, now what is your order?"

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Alan Schwartz
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 Canada seeks man with groin-kick request

By: Alan Schwartz (C)
Submitted: May 29, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Canada
113 Jokes  8 Videos

Police in Ontario are looking for a man who allegedly approached women and asked them to kick him in the groin.

He is believed to be a sexial deviant or an inventor trying to test his cup to see if it's stirty enough to sell to basbeall players.

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Kevin Fitzgerald
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 Dasani May Bottle Willamette River Water

By: Kevin Fitzgerald (C)
Submitted: Nov 12, 2008
Category: News  
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Bottled Water
17 Jokes  1 Videos

Dasani filters city water and uses a process to remove most of the minerals and impurities before adding its own mix of minerals.  This special process is called waiting. 

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