Stephon Marbury has finally joined the Boston Celtics. The former all-star would have been there sooner but he couldn't fly with all that baggage.

Boston Celtics forward Glen Davis has apologized for bumping a 12-year-old boy while celebrating his game-winning shot against the Magic. The kid is just lucky he didn't eat him.

The Red Sox Jed Lowrie had surgery, and Rocco Baltelli was put on the 15 day DL.  This moves the Sox closer to the Celtics in the "All New England Injury Competition."

Stephon Marbury is expected to sign with the Boston Celtics as a free agent after he clears waivers. No one is more excited than the city's psychiatrists.

The Celtics will be without Brian Scalabrine indefinitely after he sustained his second concussion in three days. When reached for comment, Scalabrine said, "fire bad!"

Celtics guard Gabe Pruitt was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Los Angeles. Police knew he was drunk because he was headed to watch the Clippers.

Now Tim Thomas is interested in playing with the Boston Celtics. Because Thomas won't be happy until he's cut by all 30 NBA teams.

Boston's Kevin Garnett has guaranteed NBA championships in 2010 and 2011. Not for the Celtics, but he's pretty sure someone will win them.

Celtics big man Leon Powe is expected to join Kevin Garnett and Brian Scalabrine on the sidelines for the rest of the playoffs. With all those injuries, the "rest of the playoffs" might be three games.