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 Presidential candidates have been linked to be distant relatives of some famous people. Barack Obama is related to Brad Pitt and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie. Not to be outdone, it has been determined that John McCain is George Washington's uncle.
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Presidential candidates have been linked to be distant relatives of some famous people. Barack Obama is related to Brad Pitt and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie. Not to be outdone, it has been determined that John McCain is George Washington's uncle.
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The New York Times on Thursday endorsed Democratic Sen. Hillary Clinton and Republican Sen. John McCain for their party's nominations to contest the U.S. presidential election in November.
And today Mitt Romney and John Edwards received the endorsement of GQ magazine.
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NEW YORK: Scientists say they have produced embryos that are clones of two men, a potential step toward developing scientifically valuable stem cells.
The Bill Clinton and Al Gore clone will be the first black-bionic, presidential candidate.
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In a recent speech, Hillary Clinton apologized for her husband's comments about Obama at the South Carolina primary, where he said Jesse Jackson also won South Carolina when he ran for president, seemingly belittling Obama's success.
"I want to put that in context...We can be proud of both Jesse Jackson and Senator Obama," Hillary Cliton said.
"But that doesn't mean we can't beat them like a slave who just learned the alphabet."
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Nobel Prize-winning author Toni Morrison, who described Bill Clinton as the U.S.'s "first black president" a decade ago, has announced her support for Barack Obama.
In other news, Ms. Morrison is the recipient of a successful eye transplant.
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 Senator Ted Kennedy made a speech the other day endorsing Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
When candidate Hillary Clinton was asked how this would affect her relationship with Kennedy in the Senate she said, "We'll drive over that bridge when we come to it."
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 Hillary Clinton has officially conveyed her desire for being the Vice President, by reserving a black convertible for Barack Obama to use for his victory parade in Dallas.
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When Barrack Obama has asked Hillary Clinton to be his VP she was stunned and immediatly said she would love to be his Vice President. Barrack replied "No silly I want you to be my "Valet Parker"
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