Early in Bill Clinton's career--at a well-attended political rally--this young, attractive pregnant woman was brandishing a large sign, which read:  "CLINTON IS THE ONE!"

   When candidate Clinton spotted her, he quickly left Hillary's side and made his way through the crowd to ask the swollen, slightly startled supporter, "Madam, would you mind exchanging signs with someone?" 

This same university conducted a similar project on the Clinton presidency.   Of course, Clinton's oral history focused on Monica Lewinsky.

Thousands of ethnic Albanians braved low temperatures and a cold wind in Kosovo's capital Pristina to welcome former President Bill Clinton on Sunday as he attended the unveiling of an 11-foot (3.5-meter) statue of himself on a key boulevard that also bears his name. Clinton is celebrated as a hero by Kosovo's ethnic Albanian majority for launching NATO's bombing campaign against Yugoslavia in 1999 that stopped the brutal Serb forces' crackdown on independence-seeking ethnic Albanians.  ***MARLAR: He had the Albanians take photos of him next to the statue so he could prove to Hillary that he was truly there.

For all women under 50, Bill Clinton is offering free breast exams.  

I guess it's big news that the Kosovo Government ERECTED a statue to honor President Bill Clinton....

Monica Lewinski commented that it was a very nice ERECTION.

Hillary Clinton said that she hadn't seen it.

Bill Clinton traveled to Kosovo this weekend for the unveiling of a bronze statue of him, made by Albanians thankful that he killed Serbs.

The statue is taller and heavier than the actual man, and is also less boring to talk to and has more character. 

Bill Clinton plans to visit Capitol Hill today to discuss health care legislation with Senate Democrats.  Clinton wants to be sure that any health care bill covers STD testing.

Thousands of ethnic Albanians welcomed former President Bill Clinton on Sunday as he attended the unveiling of an 11-foot statue of himself on a key boulevard that also bears his name.   Today one chubby Albanian woman swore the statue moved several inches closer to her.

Former President Clinton was in Kosovo where he unveiled his statue on Clinton Boulevard.   Noticeably missing from the statue is the infamous cigar and open fly. 

Hillary Clinton wore a blue burka in Pakistan while Bill was at home.  She felt confident she was out of his shooting range.