...convicted swindler Bernie Madoff asked a federal judge to send him to a prison that is near his friends & family.  The judge approved the request and has sent Madoff to the Federal Correctional Facility in Hell.

...retailers are reporting that the 3 most popular Halloween costumes for 2009 are Harry Potter, Star Trek, and the Bernie Madoff.  The Bernie Madoff costume kit comes with 3 flies which you put on your shoulder and then go as a piece of shit.  

Bernie Madoff’s stuff is being auctioned off, including his Mets jacket which says “Madoff” on the back.  May not be safe to walk the streets of New York in that thing; after all, it does say Mets on it!

Beware of kids wearing Bernie Madoff masks this Halloween.They'll swindle you out of all your candy and leave you holding a bag of flaming poo. 

Here in America we also have a jackass in stripes--Bernie Madoff.

Bernie Madoff wound up in a prison brawl with an outraged fellow inmate the other day. Seems that Bernie suddenly ran out of those promotional refrigerator magnets that he gives out to potential new clients.

...from his prison cell, Bernie Madoff has broken his silence and explained why he felt the need to embezzle $50 billion from his clients.  It seems it was all a part of Bernie's Economic Skimulus Plan. 

Don't be shocked if Bernie Madoff comes knocking at your door this Halloween. Oh don't worry -- the real Madoff is still busy serving a 150-year sentence for that big Ponzi scheme that cost investors millions of dollars. But Madoff rubber masks are turning out to be a super hot seller this Halloween season. One company that makes a rubber Madoff mask, Rubie's Costume Company, has distributed more than 15,000 of them to stores across the country. ***MARLAR: And just like the real Bernie Madoff, the costume also promises high returns.  Because really, who’s gonna want to keep a Bernie Madoff costume?

Bernie Madoff used to do so much cocaine,that his office was called the North Pole.In prison,however,most of the emphasis is on his South Pole. 

Thieves calling themselves “The Educators” have returned a statue stolen from disgraced investment guru Bernie Madoff. And they hoped his learned his lesson. The Palm Beach Post reports that the 10,000 dollar copper sculpture turned up Wednesday near the country club Madoff belonged to. A note attached read “Bernie the Swindler, Lesson: Return stolen property to rightful owners. Signed by – The Educators” A Madoff spokesman made it clear: lessoned learned. Madoff reported the sculpture stolen. In fact he just received a check from his insurance company, AIG. The checks amount, 1 billion dollars.

Don’t be scared if Bernie Madoff comes knocking at your door this Halloween.

The real New York financier fraud is presently serving a 150-year prison sentence after pleading guilty to a decades-long Ponzi scheme that bilked countless investors out of millions of dollars.

But Madoff masks are in high demand at retail stores and on Web sites that sell costumes.

So, how do you feel about Bernie becoming a Halloween phenomenon? 

Personally, I think the creep will fit in perfectly among all the spooks, ghosts and ghouls.

I mean — seriously — Madoff took all your money… why not give him all your candy, too?