Mark Cuban allegedly told Kenyon Martin's mom that her son is a punk. Martin's mother retaliated by reminding him that he's the owner of the Mavericks.

Dennis Rodman was detained in Germany after a hotel said he skipped out on a $5,000 bill. That's nothing: Rodman used to spend that much just on dress alterations.

Larry Brown reportedly had been texting Allen Iverson. Brown's plan is to slowly teach Iverson to read.

Allen Iverson has placed phone calls with the Knicks and the Bobcats. Up next, the Suicide Hotline.

The New Jersey Nets have no intention of firing head coach Lawrence Frank. No matter how much he begs.

The Knicks have decided to pass on signing Allen Iverson. Odd, since Iverson hasn't passed in years.

Manu Ginobili said he plans to retire in another four years. Bats everywhere are thrilled.

Golden State only dressed eight players in a loss to the Cavs. More players were available but none of them wanted to wear a Warriors jersey.

Larry Brown is calling teams on behalf of Allen Iverson. The process is taking forever since he's using a rotary phone.

The undermanned New Jersey Nets had to use a chair in place of a player during a recent practice. The chair scored 25 and pulled down 7 boards.

LeBron James believes he could play in the NFL. But only if he stayed in Cleveland. Jeremy Shockey doesn't believe LeBron James deserves to play in the NFL. Then again, many people don't think Jeremy Shockey does either.