The Cavaliers are off to a disastrous 0-2 start. Things haven't been this bleak in Cleveland since, well, yesterday.

The 1-4 Sacramento Kings signed forward Ime Udoka. They should be 2-9 in no time.

Stephon Marbury believes the New York Knicks should fire Mike D'Antoni. Of course, he also believes someone should hire Stephon Marbury.

Isiah Thomas lost his coaching debut at Florida International. So we don't have anything new to report.

Allen Iverson is already complaining about his role on the bench. Mainly because he has to watch the Grizzlies.
 

Manu Ginobili was given a rabies shot after catching a bat on Halloween. Kobe Bryant was given a rabies shot after shaking hands with Ron Artest.

The NCAA is considering a proposal to make the college basketball season shorter. No word yet on whether that will effect the players' salaries.

Nate Robinson could be sidelined for two weeks after spraining his right ankle. Luckily, the Knicks will still be able to lose without him. Robinson should be able to heal from the bench, since he'll rarely have to standup and cheer.
 

The Memphis Grizzlies have received permission to speak to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar about a position with the team: center.
 

The Cleveland Cavaliers plan to save $40,000 by switching from paper Christmas cards to electronic ones. It was either that or charge Shaquille O'Neal a nickel every time he missed a free throw.