Wolf Blitzer asked Mayumi Heene what her future plans were after this latest scheme to attract media attention was over . " Mayumi, you appear to be rather shy, talentless, and dim-witted, where do you go from here ? " inquired Blitzer .  Mayumi replied, " Wolf, I am already auditioning for a new reality show , " Paris Hilton's North Korean BFF . "

Kanye West interrupted to say that the Loch Ness Monster was a much better hoax.

While the Heene's are in deep trouble with the law, it looks like they will profit from their gigantic hoax.  Richard Heene may get a book and T.V. deal soon . Obedient wife Mayumi has already signed with a popular men's magazine. She will appear naked in the December issue of  " Oriental Mail Order Brides. "

I'm glad they found BALLOON BOY when they did...for a moment,I thought Michael Jackson was ordering "take-out"!!!

After being in the lime-light during the past few days, reality has now sunk in  . Mayumi Heene faces possible jail-time and may even have her 3 kids taken away . " What are you gonna do now Mrs Heene ? "  asked a CNN reporter .  " I plan go back home soon . I want sneak into North Korea . Please Bill Clinton, No come rescue me ! "   replied Mayumi .

Mayumi Heene told investigators while being interviewed last week the whole thing was really a well planned hoax . Mayumi had not hesitated to squeal on husband Richard during intense questioning, said Sheriff Alderden . Mayumi went on to say  " What the hell do I care about Richard now ?  I got the media attention I wanted and I just got my Green Card ! "  .......... A very angry and emotionally upset Richard Heene was heard screaming  " This is the most treacherous thing that has ever happened since the attack on Pearl Harbor,"  referring to Mayumi's Japanese ancestry .

The FAA is suspicious because the flight arrived on time with no lost luggage.

The father of "balloon-boy" is reporting that his son has again disappeared and may be aboard a homemade toboggan.

Scientists investigating a large crater in Latvia  initially believed to have been caused by a meteorite said a closer analysis revealed it was a hoax.  The father of "balloon-boy" denied any responsibility.

He wasn't a Balloon boy... he wasn't even in a balloon. He was found in the attic. He should have been called "Attic Boy". I think it's offensive to other balloon boys and girls who hide in weather balloons on their psycho parents to call that kid a balloon boy.

Attic boy sounds like a good name for a new superhero along with 'Bubble Boy' and 'Elephant Man'.

Get it right peoples!

Wolf Blitzer finally cleared the air after revealing his retort to the 'Balloon Boy's' TV comment, "Who the hell is Wolf?" The always-unflappable Blitzer told his off-camera team right after, "That's what you'll hear from a little shmuck!"