Governor Schwarzenegger says California should debate legalizing marijuana.  Naturally Californians were way ahead of him and were already debating Dominos or Pizza Hut.

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger of California signs legislation this week to track bullet sales. ***MARLAR: Which means a lot of paperwork for any Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

  I met a woman who lives in Hurricane, West Virginia. Nothing like naming your town after recurring natural disasters. Makes you wonder if there's a Flash Flood, Missouri or Schwarzenegger, California.

Governor Schwarznegger promised "swift action" after hearing that his wife Maria was caught in her car breaking California's new cell phone law.  Arnold immediately drove home himself and gave her some "swift action". 

   California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is an ambitious former immigrant who has obviously accomplished much.

   However, some of his female intimates say he's a man built like a great oak who has been known to act like a little nut.

   (Considering his screen performances, "act" could be too strong a word.)  

California first lady Maria Shriver says she’s sorry for breaking a state law requiring drivers to use a handsfree device while talking on their cell phone… a law signed by her husband, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Like this is really the first time a wife has ignored her husband… or that a Kennedy has failed to pay attention while behind the wheel. 

Governor Schwarznegger just announced a giant tag sale of government owned items to help his cash-strapped state.  One bargain hunter checking out some used exercise equipment wound up angering Arnold, though, when asking, "Hey, how about throwing in that big dumbbell over there?"

In order to get out of their massive debt, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger suggested the state of California auction off various items on Ebay. However, Schwarzenegger has secretly been saving up the money to buy the new English edition of Rosetta Stone.

Turns out Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has a real law breaker right in his own home -- his wife Maria Shriver. The Governor finally caught wind of his wife's illegal activity -- habitually talking on her cell phone while driving! That violates the new law that her hubby supported and signed into law just last year. Maria was photographed twice driving her car while holding her cell phone -- most recently last Sunday in Los Angeles. Had she been busted, she would have owed the bankrupt state of California $20 plus fees for the first offense and $50 plus fees for the second. The pictures were forwarded to Schwarzenegger who went on Twitter and dropped the following note to Harvey Levin: "Thanks for bringing her violations to my attention. There's going to be swift action."  ***MARLAR: He says there is no truth to the rumor that he is going to terminate her. 

'Ultra Brain-Fill' surgery at UCLA Medical Center has increased Ahnold's IQ from 95 to 130. Said the Gov, "Now Ime eqvipped to dealing wit doze tough izzues affeckting mein Golden shtate. And, I did like dat 'Inglorious' whatever film by some Hollyvood guy!"

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 I am going to attend college this August and shits kind of scary 'cause the cost of  the CSU and UC tuition has once again been raised due to the California's budget crisis. Schwarzenegger has been taking money out of the public school's budget to pay for some bills. I'm Fuck'in piste I may not afford  to for tuition. 

I wrote a song that I will sent to Schwarzenegger's Twitter page: A remix of The Black Eye Peas' "I gotta Feeling".

Here it goes!......1...2....3...4....

I gotta feeling..... that tonight’s homework won't be turned in 
that today’s classes will be empty
that tonight I'm not gonna afford to attend university 

Tonight’s the night night
Let tuition's high
some students can't afford it
but we need an eduction

Go out and tell Schwarzenegger
like Oh My God
California budget crisis

is fuckin students.... up 

I know that we could try to stop it
if we get down
and go out
and advocate for our selves

I feel stressed out
I wanna transfer
drink and get drunk  
and have a chance to say " I love college" 

seems like the filthy rich can afford tuition
Mazal tov!
Look at them pull their wallets
pay in cash

university will be shut down
higher tuition means no students will be a round
and we gotta make sure it don't happen 

Lets Do it 
keep tuition low

I gotta feeling..... that tonight’s homework won't be turned in 
that today’s classes will be empty
that tonight I'm not gonna afford to attend university 

Tonight’s the night night
Let tuition's high
some students can't afford it
but we need an eduction

Go out and tell Schwarzenegger
like Oh My God
California budget crisis

is fuckin students.... up 

I got the potential to be educated
Mazal Tov (L’chaim)
if people have an education behind a occupation
the  Cala-forn-e-a's economy be strong, Schwarzenegger!

I myself will try to stop it
from a university shut down
i don't want to be a college drop out
I'll exercise my citizen's rights, I'll become an action star. Then 

ran for gov. of California and actually do my job.

I'll do it
I just need 3.5 million for my campain.

I'll do it, I'll do it

I just need to pick up allot of bottles and cans

Here we come
here we go
we gotta get an education

Easy come
easy go
if we could afford tuition

Feel the shot
of being cheated
Thank you, Schwarzenegger

Round and round
up and down
around the clock

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
Friday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday

students keep keep  on going
 can't afford university tuition
every everyday
every everyday

I gotta feeling..... that tonight’s homework won't be turned in 
that today’s classes will be empty
that tonight I'm not gonna afford to attend university................... gotta feeling?