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Hoffa Lives On

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Oct 30, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

John McCain

238 Jokes  12 Videos

Hoffa Lives On

Thousands of dead Floridians are registered to vote and some in Central Florida had ballots cast in their names long after their deaths. After hearing the news, John McCain immediately headed down to Florida to campaign directly at the cemetaries.


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Gary B.
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McCain reaches settlement with Jackson Browne

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jul 21, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

John McCain

238 Jokes  12 Videos

Browne sued  McCain for using his song "Running on Empty" in a campaign video without his permission.  This isn't the first time McCain used music without permission  in a political campaign.   In 1780, he was sued by Mozart.


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"Error Expert"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Oct 11, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

John McCain

238 Jokes  12 Videos

John McCain said that sending less than 40,000 troops to Afghanistan "would be an error of historic proportions."  Perhaps we should take heed of McCain, who chose Sarah Palin, making him an expert on " errors of historic proportions."


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Gary B.
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Revolutionary War hero becomes honorary US citizen

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

John McCain

238 Jokes  12 Videos

President Barack Obama signed a joint resolution of the Senate and the House that made Casimir Pulaski an honorary citizen, 230 years after the Polish nobleman died fighting for the American colonies against the British.   In a statement released today, Senator John McCain said, "It was a privilege and honor for me to fight along side this brave man."


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Raising Cash (Forget About Arizona)

By: Steve Etzkorn (M)
Submitted: Nov 18, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Nicolas Cage

11 Jokes  1 Videos

Financially strapped actor Nicolas Cage is selling his homes, cars, yachts, and artwork so he can pay off his IRS bill and help stave-off bankruptcy.. Don't fret though.. He's hard at work on the movie set... Some upcoming projects;  National Treasure 3: The Search For Write-Offs, Broke In 60 Seconds, and Leveraging Las Vegas...


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FedExports

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 8, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Arizona

212 Jokes  7 Videos

In Arizona a Fed Ex truck was impounded and several people arrested when it was found illegal aliens were being brought across the border in the truck. ***MARLAR: They absolutely, positively, had to get to America overnight.

 

 


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Breaking Ted Williams record batting avg w/ his frozen head?

By: Rick Gilstrap (C)
Submitted: Oct 2, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

New York Yankees

272 Jokes

The New York Daily News is reporting that Red Sox Hall of Famer Ted Williams' severed head was mistreated at an Arizona cryonics facility, according to Larry Johnson, a former executive at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation. Johnson claims a technician took baseball-like swings at Williams' frozen head with a monkey wrench!

.....Damn, those Yankee fans really hold a grudge!


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McCain: More troops needed in Afghanistan

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Sep 23, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

John McCain

238 Jokes  12 Videos

John McCain knows a lot about appropriate troop levels.   After all,  it was McCain who had called for more troops to be added to the American Army during the Revolutionary War.  


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DARREN MARLAR
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Does This Camera Make My Butt Look Big?

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 9, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Arizona

212 Jokes  7 Videos

A store in Scottsdale, Arizona is offering a camera angled in such a way that women can see what their backsides look like in those jeans.  ***MARLAR: So can you please stop asking the men now?

 


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Cup Runneth Over

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Oct 22, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Milwaukee

41 Jokes

The over-all winner of sporting competitions each year between Arizona State University and the University of Arizona will now receive the State Farm Territorial Cup. Officials say the source of pride should in no way be confused with the territorial cup normally worn by Milwaukee Brewer Prince Fielder.
 

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Be Careful What You Post To MySpace

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Nov 4, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

MySpace

128 Jokes  9 Videos

An Arizona state official is learning there's no such thing as a private joke on MySpace. Dennis Seavers is the executive director of the state fingerprinting board. He posted in his online profile that he likes to indoctrinate kids in the "splendors of lawlessness." He says it was a joke for his friends only. Seavers' page also said he lived "a quiet daytime life as a state employee." But he is really interested in "wild debauchery" and "self-promotion and enrichment." Seavers says his MySpace profile is "exactly the opposite" of him as a person. He says he wouldn't have done it if he had known everyone could see his MySpace page. Some state legislators say they still have questions about the incident.  ***MARLAR: How can an Arizona state official working in a crime division not know that MySpace is open to the public?

 


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