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The funniest Entertainment jokes from this month last year:
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PHOENIX -- A Phoenix television station says it has fired an employee suspected of adding about 30 seconds of pornography into a broadcast of a news show.
This prompted a flood of calls from viewers wondering "When will we be able to watch the f*!*in' news without seeing Anna Nicole Smith already!?"
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"Well, I guess he's better than the Jew and that old dude."
Anna Nicole's daughter Dannielynn, upon hearing her father is photographer Larry Birkhead.
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Dr Conrad Murray told reporters today before being arrested by L.A. detectives , " I did not kill Michael . I have been a cardiologist treating famous celebrities for many years . I think it is very unfair of the media blaming me for Jackson's death . During my long career as a doctor i lost only a few patients such as , Heath Ledger, Anna Nicole Smith, Chris Penn, Ike Turner, Chris Farley, River Phoenix, Dana Plato, John Belushi, Margauy Hemmingway, Flo Ballard, Christina Onassis, and Linda Wong . I absolutely had nothing to do with Elvis Presley or Marilyn Monroe . They were before my time ." When asked what his plans were after his trial Dr Murray replied, " Lindsay Lohan appears to be in need of my services ."
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NASSAU, Bahamas - A Bahamas jury ruled Monday that Anna Nicole Smith’s son died from an accidental drug overdose, just like his mother. While deliberating, other surprise rulings were that Santa wasn’t real, smoking is bad for you, and Obamma is black.
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Larry Birkhead said yesterday he doesn't plan to share legal custody of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, a day after a court announced that DNA tests proved he is the father. Mainly because the baby's mother is dead.
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 via AP news
Britney Spears sat back and watched as her Yorkshire terrier puppy pooped on a $6,700 designer gown at a photo shoot for OK! magazine.
"I wasn't in the room but I was there to hear the upset shrieks of the stylist," editor-in-chief Sarah Ivens told The Associated Press in a phone interview Wednesday. "Her assistant dealt with it in the end, after being asked to take care of it. They had to be asked to clear it up."
Spears also wiped grease on a designer dress, treating it like "a napkin," took frequent trips to the bathroom - leaving the door open - and complained that the high-end clothing put together for the July 19 fashion shoot weren't sexy, short or tight enough, the magazine said.
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Ahhh Once white trash, always white trash. After her career goes down the toilet don't be surprised to find her staring in the sequel to "The Anna Nicole" Show. All that being said... I'd still tap that.
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According to a lengthy statement from Ms. Smith's coroner, the starlet died from global warming. As Al Gore predicted.
