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 Pundit/skank Ann Coulter referred to Presidential candidate John Edwards as a "faggot" during her appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference.
Based on this photo, perhaps Mister Coulter is projecting something?
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"I guess if they just stop wearing those ridiculous beanies, that's good enough."
- Ann Coulter, back-pedaling from her recent comment that Jews should become Christians to perfect themselves.
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 Appearing on Donny Deutsch's CNBC show, "The Big Idea," on Monday night, columnist/author Ann Coulter suggested that the U.S. would be a better place if there weren't any Jewish people and that they needed to "perfect" themselves into -- Christians.
Coulter later admitted she was just upset because Jews invented the traditional circumcision -- hers went awry years ago and left her with a vagina.
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.jpg) One-time girlfriend-boyfriend, Ann Coulter, 47, an extremely-conservative right-wing Republican pundit and 'bomb thrower' and Bill Maher, 53, a true liberal, political comic, and voice of the people, are set to lock horns this week in a four-city American debate tour. Las Vegas bookies give all debates to Coulter, as she plans to wear a super-pointy 1950s-era Playtex bra, that once kept Bill on the hook. Said Coulter, "He's one very horny liberal and a sucker when it comes to what nature gave me. I'll always beat him by two points," she said with a snicker!
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During a slow news cycle, the media usually seizes upon trivial nonsense, especially during a Presidential campaign. A few weeks ago, the press harped over John McCain’s admission of "computer illiteracy" and "laptop retardation". While I personally liked his honest confession, many thought that McCain’s lack of computer knowledge reinforced the Senator's image as being old, smelly, and out of touch.
Well Senator McCain, don’t you worry. Computer Iliteracy is the second biggest problem for people your age. (The #1 problem is death)
That’s why I am going to offer you, Mr. Senator, a brief tutorial specifically geared to your disturbing lack of tech know-how.
McCain Question #1:
1) “How do I connect to the Internets”?
Answer: I’m sure there will be a point soon where you’ll say, “Where can I escape the reality based media and direct my Botox addled mug to fascist horse-taint propaganda?” Of course, your first thought would be to turn on Fox News. But let’s just say Cindy is not around with that clicker thing that makes your TV box magically turn on- what do you do?
Here’s what you do: just turn on the computer, (press the big red or black button on that “Etch-o-sketch” looking thing) then use the mouse, (that little round pacemaker -looking object attached the “Etch-o- Sketch”) and click on “Internet Explorer”.
When you see the homepage, (I’m assuming it’ll be Compuserve.com, since the last and only time you used your computer was in 1995) type “The Google” in the search bar.
Once you’re on The Google, type the words “Drudge Report”, “Ann Coulter” or “William Kristol” and you’ll stay far away from anything resembling responsible journalism.
McCain # Question 2
“I’m having a hard time seeing the words on my computer. What do I do?”
Answer: Very easy, Mr. McCain First take the memo you wrote this morning on your Woolworth Five & Dime typewriter and retype it again on your Microsoft Word program. (Let Cindy explain to you what that is, I don’t have a lot of time here.)
Now let’s look at your title of your report:
“How to Swift Boat the Fuck out of Obama and Look Like I Had Nothing to Do With It”
Highlight the sentence by left clicking-that pacemaker mouse thingy and scrolling it over the sentence.
Then click “Font Size” and increase the size of the sentence to make it visible to your crusty, septuagenarian eyes. (I would recommend 872 pts)
Also, if you like, you can change the font style. Just make sure you choose a clearly heterosexual, gun loving, American font like Courier not something gay and obviously French like Century Gothic.
McCain Question 3
“How do I develop a PowerPoint Presentation?”
Answer: You don’t. You’ve gone through enough torture during your POW years. Forcing you to make a Power Point would probably violate many articles of the Geneva Convention. You want to make a visual for your campaign? I’ve got two words for you—magic markers.
McCain Question 4:
“How do I blog?”
Answer: See Question 3. The last thing anyone wants to read is your deepest, darkest thoughts on anything. Especially independent voters.
McCain Question 5:
“What is Facebook?”
Facebook is a social networking site that lets you collect friends like you collect money from Big Oil. Try not to “poke” anyone under the age of 18- they’re non voters. (They also might talk to the press and reinforce that creepy pedophile look you got going.)
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 Conservative political commentator and whack-job Ann Coulter has asserted that in a perfect world, Jews would be "perfected" into Christians. Imagine Ann's surprise as she awoke this morning to discover that God had "perfected" her into a pulled pork sandwich.
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Ann Coulter, the self-declared queen of the Republican Party, this week went on The View and maligned single mothers – blaming them for just about everything that plagues the American society as we know it.
Coulter is the level-headed pundit who wrote in her syndicated column the day after the 9/11
Twin
Towers bombings in NYC, “...We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity." Coulter also lambasted widows of the 9/11 bombings by saying, “These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. These self-obsessed women seemed genuinely unaware that 9/11 was an attack on our nation and acted as if the terrorist attacks happened only to them. ... I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much ... how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy.”
As a religious and spiritual leader, this skinny, psychotic elephant has all the wisdom of St.
Frances of
Assisi, and illustrates this by reportedly saying, “Christianity fuels everything I write. Being a Christian means that I am called upon to do battle against lies, injustice, cruelty, hypocrisy — you know, all the virtues in the church of liberalism." - And this spiritual mountain also said, “I'm a Christian first and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it..."
And though the Daily Comedy investigative comedian team is trying to be very, very nice here, if all this equivocation and doubletalk isn’t enough, some the the powerful, influential people who know Coulter well claim that she will do just about anything imaginable - or even unimaginable - to further her career as a political braying jackass.
You’ve got it going on, Ann. You’re an ideal role model for single Moms, widowed Moms, terrorists, Republicans and wanna be pundits everywhere. Even Sarah Palin can learn a few things from you – on what not to be.
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