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 According to her representative, Amy Winehouse was released from a hospital Tuesday morning after being treated for an adverse reaction to medication.
Doctors said she had overdosed on fresh air.
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 Singer Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London hospital Monday night.
Apparently she walked naked past a mirror and saw her penis.
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 Via People.com
Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London Hospital on Monday, and her rep says, "Amy has been taken to the hospital. We are not releasing any other information at this time."
Last month when this happened, the rep said it was a "chest infection". Hmm... remember that scene in pulp fiction where Uma Thurman had a "chest infection?".... I wonder if it's anything like that....
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The Maddam Tussauds wax model of Amy Winehouse has been pulled off display because it keeps punching people out. OH We have an update it just saw it`s self in a mirror and melted.
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 Dear Star Savior,
Hi. It’s Amy Winehouse again. I was just released from a hospital after being treated for a serious lung condition and being told that I show early signs of what could lead to emphysema. I was photographed having a cigarette after my time in the hospital, and people are making a big deal of it. What should I do?
Dear Amy,
Most people would tell you to stop smoking, now that emphysema is in the picture. But they don’t understand your busy schedule. I say you should smoke more to make your emphysema work faster. You’d have time to sit back and let your emphysema coast if you had a regular 9-to-5, but you’re a busy woman. You don’t have time to wait for inner decay.
It’s time to go for higher concentration. For breakfast, have a cigarette smoothie. For a light lunch or dinner, have some filter soup. For your drinks, liquefy some smokes and freeze them into ice cubes. For a sensible dessert, dip your cigs in honey.
Also, it might help to gradually quit clean air, instead of going cold-turkey. To get started, invest in a cigarette IV system or try using ashes to season your crack. To make sure you don’t accidentally get any clean air overnight, go to sleep with a lit cigarette. One man’s overnight house fire is another man’s multitasking.
At this point, it’s critical that you keep smoking. You’re too good at it to quit now.
The Star Savior
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Announcing that his daughter is very ill due to drug use, Amy Winehouse's father called on drug dealers to help her recovery by refusing to supply her with crack cocaine.
Ironically, it worked for a few hours, because the crack dealers were doubled over with laughter and couldn't sell anything.
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...singer amy winehouse has been hospitalized after a fainting spell...doctors report that the crack level in her blood was astonishingly low.
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 Amy Winehouse has been hospitalized after fainting in a London home. A spokesperson said she was taken to the hospital 'as a precaution,' but no information on her condition is available.
Rumors of a massive oriole infestation are being verified at press time.
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...amy winehouse has stated that going to court is a lot like going to disneyland...she's particularly fond of the mono-rails, spaced mountain, and the pirates of the crackibean.
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