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By: Misterfab  (C)
Submitted: Oct 1, 2008
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 Recently , Clay Aiken narrowly survived a bear attack. His publicist says he will never wear hot pants in West Hollywood ever again...


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By: Misterfab  (C)
Submitted: Oct 1, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Clay Aiken

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 Recently , Clay Aiken narrowly survived a bear attack. His publicist says he will never wear hot pants in West Hollywood ever again...


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Gay Aiken

By: Denis Donohue (C)
Submitted: Sep 23, 2008
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Gay Aiken

American Idol runner up Clay Aiken told the world yesterday that he is gay.

 

Which is ironic, because the world has been telling him he's gay for years.


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Clay Aiken is Gay

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Sep 23, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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In other late breaking news, Amy Winehouse is a drug addict.  Keep up the groundbreaking journalism MSM! 


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Clay is gay: Aiken comes out of the closet

By: Gary B. (M)
Submitted: Sep 24, 2008
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Clay is gay: Aiken comes out of the closet

The multiplatinum singer recently released the CD "On My Way Here" and made his Broadway debut this spring in "Monty Python's Spamalot."  There are reports that during the run of Spamalot, he was being "rammed a lot."


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Dear Star Savior: Episode 3

By: Marcus Howard (C)
Submitted: Sep 30, 2008
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In this week's "Dear Star Savior":

-- I show Clay Aiken a downside of his announcement that he’s gay
-- I advise
Kanye West after his arrest for attacking a photographer
-- I ask Nicole Kidman about the roots of her latest pregnancy

If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, call the Celebrity Rescue Hotline at 206-426-5796 or contact me here or at StarSavior.com, where you can read "Dear Star Savior" and listen to previous episodes.

Download "Dear Star Savior: Episode 3" (MP3, 7:04, 3.2 MB)

Subscribe on iTunes



 


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Rosie O'Donnell Shows Support For Clay Aiken

By: Gary B. (M)
Submitted: Sep 25, 2008
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Rosie O'Donnell Shows Support For Clay Aiken

Rosie O'Donnell said that Clay Aiken is "a beautiful man in every way."  Aiken's response:  "And Rosie,  so are you." 


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Dear Star Savior: Clay Aiken's coming-out

By: Marcus Howard (C)
Submitted: Sep 30, 2008
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Dear Star Savior: Clay Aiken's coming-out

Dear Star Savior,

Hi. It's singer Clay Aiken. In a People magazine article, I announced that I'm gay. I decided to come out because I wasn’t raised to lie or hide things, and I can’t raise my son to do that. I may have turned off some of my fans, but I’ve gained a lot of support from gay groups and this was something I couldn’t keep hiding. What do you think?


Dear Clay,

It's great that you decided to publicly come out, especially since you've gained so much support from gay groups. But I think you've sold yourself short.

Since you made your coming-out all about the well-being of your baby, you turned your back on another major group: deadbeat dads. You could have gained the support of two groups at once by coming out and then running out on your kid.

But it's not too late to win deadbeat dads over. It’s just a matter of using another magazine article to announce that you’re ditching your son.

If you think it would be hard to run out on your son, you're wrong: There are way more places away from your kid than with him, so you really can't miss. Like they say, there's no place like home, so don't stay there.

I recommend using a classic child-abandonment story as an excuse to get out of the house. And if you have problems with being dishonest, don't worry. You don't have to lie to walk out on your kid.

For example, if you say you're going out for cigarettes, go out and actually buy a pack. On your way out of town, stop by the house and leave the receipt in the mailbox. If you start feeling guilty, leave the kid a few smokes.

If you say you're going out to grab a newspaper, go buy a newspaper at a gas station -- in Kenya. Mail your son the comics and a hint for the Jumble. He'll appreciate it down the road.

But there are options for bailing on your son without traveling. Here’s a tip: Call a missing-kids hotline to see if they know a kidnapper with an opening for a boy. When a kidnapper gets a kid from a referral, the pick-up is free.

Deadbeat dads need some good buzz, and this is your chance to make it happen. You can show how much deadbeat dads contribute to the world -- most of it.

The Star Savior


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Idol singer Paris Bennett gives birth to girl

By: Gary B. (M)
Submitted: Oct 8, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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Idol singer Paris Bennett gives birth to girl

Former "American Idol" contestant Paris Bennett has given birth to a daughter named Egypt.  Egypt? I guess the name makes some sense since Bennett is a first-time "mummy."  Also for several months she had a hard time accepting that she was pregnant  Family and friends say she was in "de-nile:"  


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