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More Bad News For Yankees Fans

By: Patrick Milligan (C)
Submitted: Oct 11, 2006
Category: Sports  
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New York Yankees

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NEW YORK (CNN) -- Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle and his flight instructor were killed Wednesday when Lidle's plane crashed into a high-rise apartment building in New York, city and baseball team officials said.

Yankees fans reactions have varied from being shocked to upset that Alex Rodriguez wasn't in the plane with Lidle at the time of the accident.

 


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Kiss Me Kate

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Oct 15, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Kate Hudson

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People believe that Kate Hudson is a good luck charm for Alex Rodriguez.A-Rod says he feels just like Captain Sully Sullenberger.He  lands his jet in the Hudson every night. 


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World Series nearly leads to brawl

By: Raymond Dean (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Derek Jeter

12 Jokes

Team mates A-rod and Derek Jeter nearly became entangled in an impromptu brawl when in the midst of the World Series celebration Jeter accidentally sprayed A-rod with a bottle of Dom Perignone 1987 - "...which tastes like bath water compared to the 1986" ...chuckled the shaken millionaires. 


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A-Rod Out of Slump

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 18, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Alex Rodriguez

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Alex Rodriguez is no longer in a slump. But for the record, Madonna hates being called that.
 


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Heimlich Season

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Oct 6, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Kate Hudson

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Rumors are flying that Kate Hudson is pregnant with the baby of Alex Rodriguez.If she is,I hope that she can deliver better in the clutch than he does. 


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You've GOT to Be Kidding Me...

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Jun 12, 2009
Category: News  
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Bristol Palin

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Is Sarah Palin actually trying to pick a fight with David Letterman?

So Letterman made a joke implying her daughter "got knocked up by A-Rod" during Sarah's trip to New York - a reference to 18 year old Bristol. In response, Palin has not only claimed that Letterman was actually talking about her 14 year old, Willow...but also released a statement implying that Willow "would not be safe" around him.

You know what - I don't think Letterman's the real danger here, Sarah - y'might wanna think about keeping Willow away from the local hockey team, frankly.

They seem to have caused you quite a bit of grief already...

 


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Japanese Develop Robot

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 27, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Robot

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A Japanese firm has developed a robot that can throw and hit. It's also got more depth than Alex Rodriguez.


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A-Rod May Need Surgery

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 1, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Alex Rodriguez

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Alex Rodriguez may require a second surgery following the season. We're hoping it's to sew his mouth shut.
 


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MLB Doesn't Like A-Rod

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 15, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Alex Rodriguez

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A new survey among MLB insiders has found that Alex Rodriquez is no longer considered the top player in the game. Clearly they didn't ask Alex Rodriguez.
 


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Kate Hudson Still With A-Rod

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 13, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Kate Hudson

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Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez are still an item. It works because Hudson loves Rodriguez, and so does he.


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Yankees Love A-Rod

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 19, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Alex Rodriguez

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New York Yankee fans are so enamored with Alex Rodriguez post-season heroics, they're almost considering not booing him.
 


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