Adding to his woes, it seems Fox News Commentator Glenn Beck lost even more adverstisers. Apparently the White Citizens Council, American Nazi Party, KKK, and the National Man Boy Love Association don't want their reputations damaged.

Due to the huge success of Inglourious Basterds,Adolph's Tenderizer is giving away a free baseball bat with each purchase.Beat your meat,just like you would those pesky nazis. 

I think Adolf Hitler would have really loved today's date. 

NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

In other news, Lyndon LaRouche announces he will visiting earth for a week.

How come when someone has grievances with their family, someone dismisses it as having Daddy/Mommy issues?

 So does that mean Holocaust survivors have Hitler issues?

I hate Kanye West, or should I say I have Douchebag issues? 

An older, recent Italian immigrant, a blind guy, refused to be seated at a restaurant when the receptionist said, "follow me to your seat." The immigrant had simply responded, "I'm a not see."

Reached at his bunker in Hell by CNN, Adolph Hitler said he was outraged by comparisons to George W. Bush and Barack Obama. "Those guys are lightweights," he fumed. "Bush is responsible for the deaths of maybe one million Iraqis, tops. I killed 26.6 million Russians, six million Jews and between 4.9 and 5.6 million Poles!" As for Obama, Hitler said, "Obama only wants to kill your granny. Hey, I actually killed your granny!"

Transformers star Megan Fox said in a recent interview that director Michael Bay "wants to be like Hitler on his sets" and that he "has no social skills."

According to Fox, Bay's biggest social inadequacies are "screaming at the crew in German. Invading Poland. And the purifying! Again with the purifying!"

I wonder if Native Americans celebrate Columbus day...It'd be like Detroit celebrating slavery.

There was a sign in the road that said no "U" turns, too bad it left out the cursive "V" turn....or upside down “n” turn......I think I'll take the cursive "V".

I know a genius....to bad he's retarded. 

When I was a kid, soccer was my anti drug, now that i'm all grown up, marijuana is my gateway drug. 

Cocaine is just sugar all grown up....Have you ever had the all grown up frosted flakes? ...............THEY'RRRRRRRRRRRREE... addictive

My girlfriend is so clingy and obsessed, i have a better chance getting rid of herpes than her.

Flies are like the herpes of insects, you can get rid of them for a while, but they always come back...ant's are like crabs....fucking everywhere.

Edible underwear are just fruit roll ups tied into a pretzel.

I'm pretty sure i'm good at drinking....but i don't remember.

I got a golden glove, not in baseball, in boxing....I always caught a good punch...with my face

I hate male porn stars, they make me feel shitty about myself.... and last time i tried to choke a girl like they do, she just kicked the shit out of me.

I tried hard in school....until the second day came.

Guys, I figured out what turns a girl on, the power button.

I'm good at sex, I've gotten every girl I've had sex with to scream “Get Off!!!” interpret that anyway you please.

My mind sucks at wandering....it always gets stuck in the gutter

I live life in the fast lane....of a traffic jam.

(talking to the crowd)Over the years, i've realized i'm a lot funnier the drunker you are......to an extent.

I approach every math problem with the same thing... a blank stare

I was late for work the other day, and my boss asked me why i was late, so i told him i got lost....He asked where....

I don't think prostitutes ever got the bird and the bees talk.

People say God is flawless...Have you ever seen the people from Kentucky??? The big guy forgot to double check that one.

If Jesus was the greatest man to walk the earth, can I be the second best?

I don't think Hitler was loved enough as a child.